Smashed Merch

Description: "I smash avocados and the patriarchy for breakfast." For the badass feminists who do brunch while changing the world.

Description: The true origins of smashed avacado

Description: Samus is not happy with all the small fry in Smash Bros now.

Description: This funny avocado design makes a great gift for a guac lover.

Description: A retro cartoon smash burger mascot with a tired, exhausted expression

Description: Funny I Identify As A Potato I Like To Be Baked & Smashed Funny

Description: Show everyone you are officially off the clock and ready to relax with this hilarious milestone design. Depicting a classic alarm clock with a bold red strike-through over a dynamic sunburst background, this graphic humorously reads "Retired 2026 Not My Problem Anymore." Perfect for new retirees, pensioners, outgoing coworkers, and grandparents. An ideal retirement party gift for anyone leaving the workforce to enjoy their golden years.

Description: Typographic illustration INSPIRED by Taylor Swift’s song "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys". Featuring the lyric "He Saw Forever So He Smashed It Up" in a clean and elegant typographic composition, this art highlights themes such as fragile love, emotional destruction, lost potential, and relationships that crumble despite their promises. Present on the album "The Tortured Poets Department", the track explores themes of emotional vulnerability, attachment, and heartbreak through toy-related metaphors. Perfect for Swifties, lovers of melancholic aesthetics, emotional narratives, and poetic pop music.

Description: Funny I Identify As A Potato I Like To Be Baked & Smashed

Description: Typographic illustration INSPIRED by Taylor Swift’s song "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys". Featuring the lyric "He Saw Forever So He Smashed It Up" in a clean and elegant typographic composition, this art highlights themes such as fragile love, emotional destruction, lost potential, and relationships that crumble despite their promises. Present on the album "The Tortured Poets Department", the track explores themes of emotional vulnerability, attachment, and heartbreak through toy-related metaphors. Perfect for Swifties, lovers of melancholic aesthetics, emotional narratives, and poetic pop music.

Description: Typographic illustration INSPIRED by Taylor Swift’s song "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys". Featuring the lyric "He Saw Forever So He Smashed It Up" in a clean and elegant typographic composition, this art highlights themes such as fragile love, emotional destruction, lost potential, and relationships that crumble despite their promises. Present on the album "The Tortured Poets Department", the track explores themes of emotional vulnerability, attachment, and heartbreak through toy-related metaphors. Perfect for Swifties, lovers of melancholic aesthetics, emotional narratives, and poetic pop music.

Description: "I will not bow down nor offer sacrifice to the breathless and dead idols who do not recognize themselves nor do they know that we honor or dishonor them. I will not give them that honor which belongs only to my Creator." - St. Marina of Antioch

Description: Typographic illustration INSPIRED by Taylor Swift’s song "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys". Featuring the lyric "He Saw Forever So He Smashed It Up" in a clean and elegant typographic composition, this art highlights themes such as fragile love, emotional destruction, lost potential, and relationships that crumble despite their promises. Present on the album "The Tortured Poets Department", the track explores themes of emotional vulnerability, attachment, and heartbreak through toy-related metaphors. Perfect for Swifties, lovers of melancholic aesthetics, emotional narratives, and poetic pop music.

Description: This is perfect for any food lover who loves potato dishes and eating sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, potato chips, and french fries. This Potato design is perfect for any farmer who loves farming potatoes and for any vegan who loves potato vegetables and cooking potato food.

Description: Typographic illustration INSPIRED by Taylor Swift’s song "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys". Featuring the lyric "He Saw Forever So He Smashed It Up" in a clean and elegant typographic composition, this art highlights themes such as fragile love, emotional destruction, lost potential, and relationships that crumble despite their promises. Present on the album "The Tortured Poets Department", the track explores themes of emotional vulnerability, attachment, and heartbreak through toy-related metaphors. Perfect for Swifties, lovers of melancholic aesthetics, emotional narratives, and poetic pop music.

Description: This ous designare fun to wear any day. Best for ladies who loves to be cool, outrageous, funny.

Description: Text-based design featuring the humorous quote 'I Identify As A Potato, I Like To Be Baked & Smashed'.

Description: Let's Get Smashed dabbing avocado design, featuring a cool avocado character in a retro vintage style, this is a fun play on words for anyone who loves guacamole and a good laugh. This clever pun is perfect for guacamole lovers and party enthusiasts alike. Whether you're hitting the gym, heading to a Cinco de Mayo celebration, Taco Tuesdays, or just get enough of fresh guacamole, this dabbing avocado is sure to turn heads and start conversations.

Description: Embrace your true inner vegetable. This hilarious "I Identify As A Potato" design features a clever double-entendre for anyone who loves getting baked, smashed, or just lounging around like a total couch potato. Perfect for foodies, party lovers, and anyone with a relaxed, sarcastic sense of humor.

Description: It's almost that spooky drinking time!

Description: fascism is not to be debated is to be smashed better a faggot than a fascist

Description: let's get smashed design

Description: Funny Halloween cat design with a witch hat and pumpkin theme, featuring the quote The Only Thing Getting Smashed Is My Will To Live.

Description: Have you wandered around the base of the temple in the morning light. -Artwork by Stella

Description: Dink Responsibly Dont Get Smashed Funny Pickleball Sport

Description: Dink Responsibly Dont Get Smashed Funny Pickleball Sport

Description: Dink Responsibly Dont Get Smashed Funny Pickleball Sport

Description: Dink Responsibly Dont Get Smashed Funny Pickleball Sport

Description: Flip-Flop Fiasco Splat Smashed Gecko Cartoon Graphic

Description: smashing bee hit the enemies

Description: Pickleball graphic with bold retro text and a playful ball icon, featuring a funny don’t get smashed message for players and fans.

Description: They Smashed My Family Funny Avocado Guacamole Joke

Description: Flip-Flop Fiasco Splat Smashed Gecko Cartoon Graphic

Description: Retro cartoon smash burger mascot, winking and giving thumbs up

Description: Life Smashed Me Harder Than This Burger is a funny food design for burger lovers who know that sometimes life hits harder than lunch. Featuring a cheerful vintage-style cheeseburger and a relatable humorous quote, this design is perfect for foodies, burger fans, and anyone who appreciates comfort food and everyday humor.

Description: The Damned 70s Punk