Sploot Cards

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Description: A cute cartoon kitty cat who is very long and doing a sploot, or laying on his belly.

Description: Stardew Valley Sleeping Cat (Sploot)

Description: A corgi splooting

Description: This design idea came to me at night when I couldn't sleep and it just had to be brought to life. Dogs will be dogs and they love to dig, fart, sploot, and maybe if you're lucky, scoot their butts on the ground to itch them or express their anal glands or whatever. If you have a funny and quirky dog, this design is for you! Hand-illustrated and lettered without the use of AI. Hand-Illustrated / Pet Portraits / Digital Art / No-AI Used Dog Mom Dog Dad Pawrent DINKWAD Pawty | Golden Retriever | Labrador Retriever | Poodle | Doodle | Wolfhound | Sighthound | Greyhound | Schnauzer | Corgi | Chihuahua | Portuguese Water Dog | Portie | PWD | Wheaten Terrier | Iggie | Catahoula | Brindle | Shepherd | Shiba Inu | Akita | Cocker Spaniel |

Description: This design idea came to me at night when I couldn't sleep and it just had to be brought to life. Dogs will be dogs and they love to dig, fart, sploot, and maybe if you're lucky, scoot their butts on the ground to itch them or express their anal glands or whatever. If you have a funny and quirky dog, this design is for you! Hand-illustrated and lettered without the use of AI. Hand-Illustrated / Pet Portraits / Digital Art / No-AI Used Dog Mom Dog Dad Pawrent DINKWAD Pawty | Golden Retriever | Labrador Retriever | Poodle | Doodle | Wolfhound | Sighthound | Greyhound | Schnauzer | Corgi | Chihuahua | Portuguese Water Dog | Portie | PWD | Wheaten Terrier | Iggie | Catahoula | Brindle | Shepherd | Shiba Inu | Akita | Cocker Spaniel

Description: If you see a sploot, you better say sploot! I don't know why dogs do this, but I love them for it. Hand-Illustrated / Pet Portraits / Digital Art / No-AI Used Dog Mom Dog Dad Pawrent DINKWAD Pawty | Golden Retriever | Labrador Retriever | Poodle | Doodle | Wolfhound | Sighthound | Greyhound | Schnauzer | Corgi | Chihuahua | Portuguese Water Dog | Portie | PWD | Wheaten Terrier | Iggie | Catahoula | Brindle | Shepherd | Shiba Inu | Akita | Cocker Spaniel | Mastiff | Dogo Argentino | Yorkie | Yorkshire Terrier | Pomeranian | Pomapoo | Cockapoo | Rescue | Shelter | Sheltie | Aussie | Doxie | Dachshund | Beagle | Frenchie | Bulldog | Borzoi | Fluffy / Cute / Sport Working Hunting Protection Show / American Kennel Club

Description: My painting, Corgi Night, in beautiful full saturated color on everything from shirts to mugs to pillows!

Description: Don't forget about the most important meal of the day! and don't forget to get a Balanced Borkfast with Sploot loops!

Description: Has your feline friend mastered the ultimate art of relaxation? This hilarious Level 100 Sploot: Successfully Activated! design features an adorable, chonky orange tabby cat executing the absolute perfect "sploot."

Description: Loose watercolor painting of a Doberman mid-sploot, captured in a big relaxed stretch. Soft brushstrokes highlight the playful, laid-back pose.

Description: Silly Shih Tzu sprawled in a sploot while wearing sunglasses. Playful, lighthearted puppy humor for dog lovers.

Description: You know the feeling. It's Friday night and all you want to do is just...sploot. If you love Corgis, you get the joke. This adorable and hilarious Corgi tee is the perfect design for lazy weekends, or even if you just want to make a statement on (gasp) Monday morning! Featuring a super cute Corgi in an epic sploot position.

Description: Count Sploot Ula - a vampire cat caught mid-sploot in its coffin. A funny retro cartoon Halloween orange tabby cat design, perfect as a Halloween gift for cat lovers, cat moms and spooky-season fans. Grab it for trick-or-treat night, costume parties, or everyday spooky-season style.

Description: Share your love for our furry, stubby-legged friends with an assortment of shirts and more with this cute Corgi design!

Description: For corgi owners who know the sploot is the highest form of relaxation. A cute, minimalist corgi design perfect for corgi parents, Welsh corgi fans, and anyone with a fluffy-butt roommate. Great gift for dog lovers and corgi collectors.

Description: A round red panda lies arms akimbo on a plot of grass with the word "SPLOOT" underneath them

Description: The world's best dog in it's natural state. Full Sploot

Description: Hilarious illustrated rear view of a tan pitbull sitting and splooting surrounded by bone banners, paw prints, and floating hearts

Description: One small sploot for a dog, one giant leap for corgi-kind! Meet the first fluffball to colonize the Moon, and he’s already taking a well-deserved nap. This hilarious retro-style space design features an adorable corgi astronaut doing its iconic leg stretch on the lunar surface. If you’re obsessed with astronomy, NASA history, and short-legged puppies, this tee is your perfect launchpad. Houston, we definitely have a cuteness overload!

Description: Tri Corgi in It's natural State. Sploot

Description: Step aside, Louvre—the true mystery of the Renaissance has finally been solved. This exquisite parody reimagines the world’s most famous portrait with 100% more floof, majestic ears, and an undeniable aura of aristocratic charm. Perfect for art history buffs, museum regulars, and anyone who appreciates a highly sophisticated, multi-layered dog joke.

Description: A detailed watercolor painting of a happy, smiling Pembroke Welsh Corgi lying down in a sploot posture on a clean white background.

Description: Minimalist line art illustration featuring a funny Pitbull sploot for proud dog dads.

Description: Stardew Valley Sleeping Cat Sploot

Description: Do you know someone who just needs food and compliments to be happy? Then this design featuring an adorable corgi and the phrase "Feed me and tell me I'm pretty" is perfect. Ideal for dog lovers who enjoy the sweet, down-to-earth humor of living with a pampered pet. This design is perfect for dog moms, dog dads, or any corgi fan who knows their dog is the king or queen of the house.

Description: Own your over-the-top personality with this hilarious graphic featuring a theatrical, dramatic unicorn paired with the witty quote: "I'll Get Over It I Just Need To Be Dramatic First." Perfect for drama queens, sarcastic souls, and unicorn lovers. A great novelty gift for teen girls, women, best friends, sisters, and coworkers for birthdays, Galentine's Day, holidays, or casual lounge days. 

Description: Own your over-the-top personality with this hilarious graphic featuring a theatrical, dramatic unicorn paired with the witty quote: "I'll Get Over It I Just Need To Be Dramatic First." Perfect for drama queens, sarcastic souls, and unicorn lovers. A great novelty gift for teen girls, women, best friends, sisters, and coworkers for birthdays, Galentine's Day, holidays, or casual lounge days. 

Description: Own your over-the-top personality with this hilarious graphic featuring a theatrical, dramatic unicorn paired with the witty quote: "I'll Get Over It I Just Need To Be Dramatic First." Perfect for drama queens, sarcastic souls, and unicorn lovers. A great novelty gift for teen girls, women, best friends, sisters, and coworkers for birthdays, Galentine's Day, holidays, or casual lounge days. 

Description: Own your over-the-top personality with this hilarious graphic featuring a theatrical, dramatic unicorn paired with the witty quote: "I'll Get Over It I Just Need To Be Dramatic First." Perfect for drama queens, sarcastic souls, and unicorn lovers. A great novelty gift for teen girls, women, best friends, sisters, and coworkers for birthdays, Galentine's Day, holidays, or casual lounge days. 

Description: Own your over-the-top personality with this hilarious graphic featuring a theatrical, dramatic unicorn paired with the witty quote: "I'll Get Over It I Just Need To Be Dramatic First." Perfect for drama queens, sarcastic souls, and unicorn lovers. A great novelty gift for teen girls, women, best friends, sisters, and coworkers for birthdays, Galentine's Day, holidays, or casual lounge days. 

Description: Own your over-the-top personality with this hilarious graphic featuring a theatrical, dramatic unicorn paired with the witty quote: "I'll Get Over It I Just Need To Be Dramatic First." Perfect for drama queens, sarcastic souls, and unicorn lovers. A great novelty gift for teen girls, women, best friends, sisters, and coworkers for birthdays, Galentine's Day, holidays, or casual lounge days. 

Description: Own your over-the-top personality with this hilarious graphic featuring a theatrical, dramatic unicorn paired with the witty quote: "I'll Get Over It I Just Need To Be Dramatic First." Perfect for drama queens, sarcastic souls, and unicorn lovers. A great novelty gift for teen girls, women, best friends, sisters, and coworkers for birthdays, Galentine's Day, holidays, or casual lounge days. 

Description: Own your over-the-top personality with this hilarious graphic featuring a theatrical, dramatic unicorn paired with the witty quote: "I'll Get Over It I Just Need To Be Dramatic First." Perfect for drama queens, sarcastic souls, and unicorn lovers. A great novelty gift for teen girls, women, best friends, sisters, and coworkers for birthdays, Galentine's Day, holidays, or casual lounge days. 

Description: Funny Welsh Corgi design celebrating the legendary sploot, featuring a happy Corgi stretched completely flat with zero interest in using its legs. Perfect for Corgi owners, Corgi lovers and anyone who knows the adorable frog-legged sploot is one of the best things about having a Corgi.

Description: An adorable black cat lying in a cute sploot, showing off pink toe beans while intently reading a book! Hand-drawn in a textured, cozy crayon art style, this funny black cat illustration is perfect for book lovers, librarians, readers, students, and cat fans. Available on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, tote bags, mugs, and phone cases!