Sploot Merch
Description: This design idea came to me at night when I couldn't sleep and it just had to be brought to life. Dogs will be dogs and they love to dig, fart, sploot, and maybe if you're lucky, scoot their butts on the ground to itch them or express their anal glands or whatever. If you have a funny and quirky dog, this design is for you! Hand-illustrated and lettered without the use of AI. Hand-Illustrated / Pet Portraits / Digital Art / No-AI Used Dog Mom Dog Dad Pawrent DINKWAD Pawty | Golden Retriever | Labrador Retriever | Poodle | Doodle | Wolfhound | Sighthound | Greyhound | Schnauzer | Corgi | Chihuahua | Portuguese Water Dog | Portie | PWD | Wheaten Terrier | Iggie | Catahoula | Brindle | Shepherd | Shiba Inu | Akita | Cocker Spaniel |
Description: If you see a sploot, you better say sploot! I don't know why dogs do this, but I love them for it. Hand-Illustrated / Pet Portraits / Digital Art / No-AI Used Dog Mom Dog Dad Pawrent DINKWAD Pawty | Golden Retriever | Labrador Retriever | Poodle | Doodle | Wolfhound | Sighthound | Greyhound | Schnauzer | Corgi | Chihuahua | Portuguese Water Dog | Portie | PWD | Wheaten Terrier | Iggie | Catahoula | Brindle | Shepherd | Shiba Inu | Akita | Cocker Spaniel | Mastiff | Dogo Argentino | Yorkie | Yorkshire Terrier | Pomeranian | Pomapoo | Cockapoo | Rescue | Shelter | Sheltie | Aussie | Doxie | Dachshund | Beagle | Frenchie | Bulldog | Borzoi | Fluffy / Cute / Sport Working Hunting Protection Show / American Kennel Club
Description: This design idea came to me at night when I couldn't sleep and it just had to be brought to life. Dogs will be dogs and they love to dig, fart, sploot, and maybe if you're lucky, scoot their butts on the ground to itch them or express their anal glands or whatever. If you have a funny and quirky dog, this design is for you! Hand-illustrated and lettered without the use of AI. Hand-Illustrated / Pet Portraits / Digital Art / No-AI Used Dog Mom Dog Dad Pawrent DINKWAD Pawty | Golden Retriever | Labrador Retriever | Poodle | Doodle | Wolfhound | Sighthound | Greyhound | Schnauzer | Corgi | Chihuahua | Portuguese Water Dog | Portie | PWD | Wheaten Terrier | Iggie | Catahoula | Brindle | Shepherd | Shiba Inu | Akita | Cocker Spaniel
Description: You know the feeling. It's Friday night and all you want to do is just...sploot. If you love Corgis, you get the joke. This adorable and hilarious Corgi tee is the perfect design for lazy weekends, or even if you just want to make a statement on (gasp) Monday morning! Featuring a super cute Corgi in an epic sploot position.
Description: Silly Shih Tzu sprawled in a sploot while wearing sunglasses. Playful, lighthearted puppy humor for dog lovers.
Funny Shih Tzu Dog Sploot Wearing Sunglasses Magnet
by condauthang
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Count Sploot Ula - a vampire cat caught mid-sploot in its coffin. A funny retro cartoon Halloween orange tabby cat design, perfect as a Halloween gift for cat lovers, cat moms and spooky-season fans. Grab it for trick-or-treat night, costume parties, or everyday spooky-season style.
Description: One small sploot for a dog, one giant leap for corgi-kind! Meet the first fluffball to colonize the Moon, and he’s already taking a well-deserved nap. This hilarious retro-style space design features an adorable corgi astronaut doing its iconic leg stretch on the lunar surface. If you’re obsessed with astronomy, NASA history, and short-legged puppies, this tee is your perfect launchpad. Houston, we definitely have a cuteness overload!
Description: Step aside, Louvre—the true mystery of the Renaissance has finally been solved. This exquisite parody reimagines the world’s most famous portrait with 100% more floof, majestic ears, and an undeniable aura of aristocratic charm. Perfect for art history buffs, museum regulars, and anyone who appreciates a highly sophisticated, multi-layered dog joke.
Description: Do you know someone who just needs food and compliments to be happy? Then this design featuring an adorable corgi and the phrase "Feed me and tell me I'm pretty" is perfect. Ideal for dog lovers who enjoy the sweet, down-to-earth humor of living with a pampered pet. This design is perfect for dog moms, dog dads, or any corgi fan who knows their dog is the king or queen of the house.
Description: Funny Welsh Corgi design celebrating the legendary sploot, featuring a happy Corgi stretched completely flat with zero interest in using its legs. Perfect for Corgi owners, Corgi lovers and anyone who knows the adorable frog-legged sploot is one of the best things about having a Corgi.
Description: An adorable black cat lying in a cute sploot, showing off pink toe beans while intently reading a book! Hand-drawn in a textured, cozy crayon art style, this funny black cat illustration is perfect for book lovers, librarians, readers, students, and cat fans. Available on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, tote bags, mugs, and phone cases!
Description: Relax mode is fully activated! This adorable, minimalist doodle features a sweet cream lynx point siamese cat lying down with its little back legs hilariously kicked out to the side. Perfect for lynx point siamese moms, tabby point parents, and anyone obsessed with cute, lazy kitty aesthetics. Grab this wholesome cartoon illustration on a cozy t-shirt, die-cut sticker, phone case, or travel mug!
Description: Sloth Embrace the ultimate relaxation vibe with this hilarious "Born To Be Mild" sloth graphic design. Offering a playful, slow-paced twist on classic rebel phrases, this illustration features a cute orange cartoon sloth completely flat-out in a full "sploot" position. Paired with bold, crisp white typography, this high-contrast look is perfect for nap enthusiasts, homebodies, and anyone who prefers a completely chill lifestyle. It makes a wonderful birthday , holiday surprise, or comfortable loungewear outfit.
