Stab Cards
Description: An illustration of a duck inspired by a classic '80s fantasy cartoon hero, dramatically holding a knife like a legendary sword beneath the phrase "I Have The Power To Stab." A fun parody design for fans of retro cartoons, nostalgic pop culture, fantasy adventures, and absurd animal humour.
Description: This little green menace wants two things in life: peace and a weapon within reach. Sharp teeth, sharper wit — he's found the balance between chaos and calm, and he's not sorry about it. For the introverts who value routine just as much as they value the option to end a conversation permanently. Dark humor, delightfully unhinged.
I Cherish Stability And The Ability To Stab Funny Goblin Graphic Card
by SketchTee
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design features the humorous statement Didn't Stab Anyone Today. Perfect for fans of dark humor, sarcastic quotes, and edgy jokes. Appeals to those who love morbid humor and funny skeleton designs.
Didn't Stab Anyone Today Sarcastic Humor Dark Joke Skeleton Quote Card
by Big Handed
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cheeky, sunglasses-wearing white cat holds a tiny knife and deadpans: “Know thy Lane and stayeth tf in it”. Cat design is inspired from Gojo. Perfect for buyers who love dark micro-humour and cat memes — this design reads like a sly one-liner and works great in kitchens, dorms, and cheeky gift collections.
I have Stability - Ability to Stab - Glasses Cat Humour holding knife Card
by Serendipity
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Didn't Stab Anyone Today. This design captures dark humor and sarcasm, perfect for anyone who appreciates funny, edgy quotes and relatable daily life mood.
Didn't Stab Anyone Today Dark Humor Sarcasm Funny Quote Card
by Big Handed
$5.00 $6.00
Description: You're playing King's Quest, and you find a dagger in a hole under a rock. Then you come across a goat running around inside a gate. What else are you going to do? I'm sure you all felt a little bad when it actually let you do it, but we all did it, so don't feel too bad... Plus if you gave him a carrot... ZOMBIE GOAT!
King's Quest 1 - Stab Goat with Dagger - Intrusive Thoughts Card
by TripleTreeAdv
$5.00 $6.00
Stab Roach Scorpion 90s Lowbrow Gag Arachnid Bug Humor Card
by Seamless Gems
$5.00 $6.00
I Stab People For A Living Funny Dialysis Nurse Card
by Orava Originals
$5.00 $6.00
Scream VI (Scream 6) scary horror movie graphic design by ironpalette Card
by ironpalette
$5.00 $6.00