Stab Cards
Stab-A-Loops Horror Cereal Box Halloween Killer Breakfast Card
by DownLine
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A dangerously cool pigeon rocking sunglasses and a knife proudly announces their small victory of self-control. Perfect for chaotic souls balancing rage and restraint with maximum street bird attitude.
Didn’t Stab Anyone Today – Sassy Knife Pigeon Meme Card
by Jess.a.creates
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cute raccoon holding a tiny knife, surrounded by hearts and the phrase “I Have Stability, The Ability to Stab.” A playful design combining adorable raccoon humor, clever wordplay, and a mischievous attitude.
I Have Stability The Ability to Stab Funny Raccon 2026 Card
by Tobe Fonseca
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny goose meme featuring a knife-wielding goose and the “I Have Stability, The Ability to Stab” pun for silly goose fans.
I Have Stability The Ability To Stab Funny Goose Meme Card
by Stylecombinator
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This funny, 'Warning, This is proof I have the patience to stab something 1000 times' needlework cross stitch, embroidery is a great gift idea for a tailor / seamstress, handicraft or sewing lovers.
Funny saying embroidery, seamstress, sewing tailor quilting Card
by LaundryFactory
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny fantasy reader design featuring the quote "Under The Mountain Triathlon Champion" with the hilarious motto "Run. Read. Stab." Perfect for fantasy book lovers, romantasy readers, bookworms, and anyone obsessed with magical adventures, epic battles, and unforgettable fictional worlds. This clever graphic tee combines reading humor with fantasy adventure vibes, making it a great choice for readers who love dragons, swords, strong heroines, magical kingdoms, and immersive fantasy novels. Perfect for book clubs, reading marathons, bookstore visits, fantasy conventions, and everyday wear. Ideal for: • Fantasy readers • BookTok fans • Bookworms • Kindle readers • Romantasy lovers • Dragon fantasy fans • Reading enthusiasts • Fiction ad
Under The Mountain Triathlon Champion Run Read Stab Shirt, Fantasy Reader Humor Tee, Book Lover Graphic T-Shirt Card
by Danini Anders
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny duck meme for lovers of dark humor. I Have Stability (Ability To Stab) expresses witty sarcasm.
I Have Stability (Ability To Stab) Funny Duck Meme Sarcastic Card
by Fatimora-shirts
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A white skeleton with pink accents on its eyes gives a thumbs up, set against a black background. Text arcs above the skeleton reading "DIDN'T STAB ANYONE TODAY" in bold white capital letters. The skeleton is a stylized, slightly cartoony representation.
Skeleton Didn't Stab Anyone Today Thumbs Up Card
by Ivan Belcic
$5.00 $6.00
I STAB PEOPLE Pigeon Medical Injection Joke Card
by fkivat.store
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Needlecraft or Cross Stitch fans will enjoy this Pink heart and floss with a needle. A Cross Stitch heart with the thread attached. Stitching is a wonderful skill, craft and hobby to have, makes a great gift for friends & family who love stitching.
I love Cross Stitch Heart and Needle in Pastel Pink Card
by YourGoods
$5.00 $6.00