Stab Cards
Description: A bold medical humor design featuring a large syringe, surgical scalpel, teal medical cross, and playful accent marks around the phrase I Will Stab You. The simple black background, cream lettering, bright red emphasis, and clean cartoon-style medical tools create a sharp healthcare comedy vibe. The artwork mixes injection humor, surgery sarcasm, and hospital-themed attitude with a bright, easy-to-read graphic style.
Make New Friends, And Stab Them - Funny Fencing Fencer Humor Card
by The Ring of Fire
$5.00 $6.00
Ghostface Horror Cereal Box Stab A Loops Halloween Slashers Crunch Card
by Jenkis Trendy
$5.00 $6.00
Description: “I Have Stability — The Ability To Stab” pairs a cute angry ghost with a bloody knife for a dark Halloween joke. Made for spooky humor, ghost lovers, and sarcastic horror fans.
I Have Stability The Ability To Stab Ghost Shirt Card
by Oddmellow Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Bring some hilarious medical humor to the spooky season with this funny 'I Will Stab You' Halloween Nurse design! Featuring a cute ghost nurse holding a giant syringe in front of a retro sunset and moon background with bats. The ultimate pun gift for nurses, medical professionals, healthcare workers, and anyone who loves a funny and spooky graphic.
Funny Nurse I Will Stab You Halloween Ghost Syringe Retro Gift Card
by AMELIE_LJAMILA
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A manic green scorpion lunges forward beneath the bold phrase “Stab Roach,” surrounded by orange flames and a saturated hot-pink backdrop. Bloodshot eyes, jagged teeth, oversized pincers, dripping drool, and a curled stinger create a chaotic gross-out character. Acid green, neon pink, orange, black, and distressed halftone textures deliver a loud 90s lowbrow aesthetic packed with scorpion humor, punk sticker energy, retro comic attitude, and mutant arthropod mayhem.
Description: Cute Cross Stitched Bunny in a Hoop is holding a Threaded Needle and saying Cross Stitch is Proof That I Have the Patience to Stab Something 1,000 Times in Cross Stitched Lettering. Great gift for anyone who loves craft, stitching and embroidery. Snarky Cross Stitch Bunny in A Hoop is Stabby is a funny Cross Stitch in-joke. Great gift for all of your Cross Stitch friends. Snarky Cross Stitch Bunny in A Hoop is Stabby is by Cross Stitch Floss and Embroidery Needle Co.