Total Package Cards
Description: A self-deprecating classic for anyone who's ready to blame their personality on rough handling somewhere between the factory and the front door. This one-liner has been a reliable internet favorite for years, and this design turns it into a clean, laugh-out-loud statement. Great for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or anyone with a healthy sense of humor about themselves.
Description: This design features the humorous quote "I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me. Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is." Perfect for those who love funny sayings, relatable life quotes, and self-deprecating humor. Ideal for men and women with a witty personality.
Description: Are you looking for a matching design? Then you should buy this outstanding design! People will love this cool design. Great design for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother.
I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is Card
by uikteraa
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Are you looking for a matching design? Then you should buy this outstanding design! People will love this cool design. Great design for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother.
I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is Card
by uikteraa
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny self-deprecating design joking that you were once the total package before shipping damage occurred.
I’m Pretty Sure I Was the Total Package, Shipping Damaged Card
by ccastro
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate your crafting obsession with this charming "I Am The Total Package, I Come With Yarn" graphic! Featuring a woven basket overflowing with colorful yarn balls, knitting needles, and scissors surrounded by rustic botanical foliage and hearts, it makes the ultimate gift for knitters, crocheters, yarn addicts, and craft enthusiasts.
I Am The Total Package I Come With Yarn Knitting Card
by how to improve yourself
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A simple design celebrating the roles of husband, dad, and grandpa. Its clean style makes it a great Father's Day gift for the family man across generations.
Husband Dad Grandpa I'm The Total Package Family Humor Card
by Haunt Theraphy
$5.00 $6.00
Retro WCW Sting and Lex Luger Electric Lightning Wrestling Graphic Card
by ThabitBrothers
$5.00 $6.00
