Total Package Merch

Description: A self-deprecating classic for anyone who's ready to blame their personality on rough handling somewhere between the factory and the front door. This one-liner has been a reliable internet favorite for years, and this design turns it into a clean, laugh-out-loud statement. Great for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or anyone with a healthy sense of humor about themselves.

Description: Lex Luger The Total Package

Description: Lex Luger - Total Package - Bust Loose - Wrestling

Description: Lex Luger - The Total Package - Wrestling

Description: Lex Luger - The Total Package - NWO Wolfpack Wrestling

Description: This design features the humorous quote "I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me. Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is." Perfect for those who love funny sayings, relatable life quotes, and self-deprecating humor. Ideal for men and women with a witty personality.

Description: Lex Luger The Total Package – Vintage 90s Wrestling

Description: Funny shipping label design featuring self-deprecating humor about aging and life's wear and tear. Perfect for fans of sarcastic, relatable quotes.

Description: Are you looking for a matching design? Then you should buy this outstanding design! People will love this cool design. Great design for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother.

Description: Are you looking for a matching design? Then you should buy this outstanding design! People will love this cool design. Great design for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother.

Description: The Total Package has arrived! This incredibly funny wrestling tribute captures the legendary muscular superstar flexing his pythons, brilliantly reimagined as a fantasy garden gnome.

Description: Celebrate the Total Package! Artwork designed by Extracooler all proceeds benefit #TeamEmmalee Conductive Therapy Camp Fundraiser.

Description: 90s bodybuilding style design featuring Lex Luger "The Total Package" in a classic pose.

Description: Retro bodybuilder art honoring WCW legend Lex Luger, The Total Package.

Description: Lex Luger The Total Package American flag retro wrestling shirt design.

Description: Lex Luger The Total Package

Description: Celebrate the Total Package! Artwork designed by Extracooler all proceeds benefit #TeamEmmalee Conductive Therapy Camp Fundraiser.

Description: Lex Luger's Call to Action Campaign - Wrestling

Description: Need All This Yarn Knitting Sewing Quilting Lover design Great birthday thing, fathers day thing, mothers day thing, Christmas thing or present for any giving occasion.

Description: Patriotic "Flex With Lex" Lex Luger design with New York stamp aesthetic.

Description: Lex Luger