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Not a God Card
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Description: "Not a God" from my new series of paintings.

Tags: neon, creature, colorful, monster, rainbow

Not a God Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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罠 Card
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Description: Enter gently into the innocent and blameless grasp of the fate I have chosen for you. My hands settle around your future, and it becomes part of mine.

Tags: skeleton, trap card, yugioh

罠 Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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Helm of Exhaustion Card
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Description: A design from my ongoing "Eco" Series.

Tags: eco, pop surrealism, teeth, vaporwave

Helm of Exhaustion Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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Monster Reborn Card
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Description: "The wish of countless souls becomes the will of one. I reveal the future through my body"

Tags: fantasy, pastels

Monster Reborn Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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Eco Plate Card
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Description: Heraldric "ECO" emblem

Tags: eco

Eco Plate Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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Fusion Card
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Tags: pop surrealism, card games

Fusion Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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Parallel World Cult Poster Card
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Description: Cult poster from an alternate reality. Join today! Join yesterday! Join tomorrow!

Tags: pastels, pop surrealist, teeth

Parallel World Cult Poster Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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Gentle and Fluid Card
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Description: This is a story about breaking a curse

Tags: soft and wet

Gentle and Fluid Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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Fairy Knight Card
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Description: Painting from my new "Eco" series

Tags: pop surrealism, skull, eco

Fairy Knight Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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WETMACHINE /// "ARTILLERY THEORY" Card
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Tags: gore, pop surrealism, teeth

WETMACHINE /// "ARTILLERY THEORY" Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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The Fly - In Human Form Card
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Description: Beelzebub in human shape.

Tags: beelzebub, occult

The Fly - In Human Form Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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Twelve Seconds Card
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Description: Font is "Silver" by Poppy Works

Tags: gun, monster, angelic

Twelve Seconds Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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Moon Card
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Description: Where gravity spills endlessly into the sky

Tags: pop surrealism, teeth, vaporwave

Moon Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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FAIRY EMPIRE Card
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Description: Design created for Pride Month

Tags: eco, pride, pop surrealism

FAIRY EMPIRE Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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Helm of Calamity - VULGAR Card
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Description: "Vulgar" Version

Tags: pop surrealism, monsters

Helm of Calamity - VULGAR Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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ECO KNIGHT Card
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Description: The "Eco Knight" design from my new series of ECO paintings

Tags: pop surrealism

ECO KNIGHT Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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Phantom Knight Card
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Description: Painting from my new "Eco" series

Tags: knight, pop surrealism

Phantom Knight Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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Greed Card
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Description: Draw two cards immediately

Tags: card game, teeth

Greed Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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Helm of Calamity - ECO Card
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Description: ECO palette variant of the Helm of Calamity design

Tags: teeth, pop surrealist, eco

Helm of Calamity - ECO Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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Beelzebub [FLY] Card
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Description: Lord of the Flies

Tags: flies, beelzebub, occult

Beelzebub [FLY] Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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Teratomancer Card
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Description: Shirt design based on the "Teratomancer" painting from my Eco series

Tags: pop surrealist, eco

Teratomancer Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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All Is Right With the World Card
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Description: The angels zapped the general

Tags: angels

All Is Right With the World Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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WETMACHINE /// "ARTILLERY THEORY" [Ver. GLUCOSE] Card
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Tags: gore, pop surrealism, eco, teeth, pastels

WETMACHINE /// "ARTILLERY THEORY" [Ver. GLUCOSE] Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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Smile Card
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Description: "I have been chosen"

Tags: games, horror, heaven smile

Smile Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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A New Idol Card

Description: "A New Idol" from my new series of paintings

Tags: pop surrealism

A New Idol Card

by witnesstheabsurd

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Cryptid Witness Protection Program (White) Card
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Description: This vintage-style t-shirt design features a laid-back cryptid mascot enjoying coffee while representing a fictional “Cryptid Witness Protection Program” deep in the wilderness.

Tags: absurd, bigfoot, cryptid, funny gift, funny quote

Cryptid Witness Protection Program (White) Card

by PUFArts

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