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Not a God Tapestry

Description: "Not a God" from my new series of paintings.

Tags: neon, creature, colorful, monster, rainbow

Not a God Tapestry

by witnesstheabsurd

$23 $30

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罠 Hat
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Description: Enter gently into the innocent and blameless grasp of the fate I have chosen for you. My hands settle around your future, and it becomes part of mine.

Tags: skeleton, trap card, yugioh

罠 Hat

by witnesstheabsurd

$12 $19

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Helm of Exhaustion Posters and Art

Description: A design from my ongoing "Eco" Series.

Tags: eco, pop surrealism, teeth, vaporwave

Helm of Exhaustion Posters and Art

by witnesstheabsurd

$10 $14

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Monster Reborn Pin
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Description: "The wish of countless souls becomes the will of one. I reveal the future through my body"

Tags: fantasy, pastels

Monster Reborn Pin

by witnesstheabsurd

$3.00 $3.25

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Eco Plate Posters and Art

Description: Heraldric "ECO" emblem

Tags: eco

Eco Plate Posters and Art

by witnesstheabsurd

$10 $14

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Fusion Tote
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Tags: pop surrealism, card games

Fusion Tote

by witnesstheabsurd

$14 $20

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Parallel World Cult Poster Mug
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Description: Cult poster from an alternate reality. Join today! Join yesterday! Join tomorrow!

Tags: pastels, pop surrealist, teeth

Parallel World Cult Poster Mug

by witnesstheabsurd

$13 $18

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Gentle and Fluid Pin
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Description: This is a story about breaking a curse

Tags: soft and wet

Gentle and Fluid Pin

by witnesstheabsurd

$3.00 $3.25

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Moon Magnet

Description: Where gravity spills endlessly into the sky

Tags: pop surrealism, teeth, vaporwave

Moon Magnet

by witnesstheabsurd

$3.75 $4.75

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Fairy Knight Sticker

Description: Painting from my new "Eco" series

Tags: pop surrealism, skull, eco

Fairy Knight Sticker

by witnesstheabsurd

$3.15 $3.50

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WETMACHINE /// "ARTILLERY THEORY" Crewneck Sweatshirt
Tags: gore, pop surrealism, teeth

WETMACHINE /// "ARTILLERY THEORY" Crewneck Sweatshirt

by witnesstheabsurd

$28 $35

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The Fly - In Human Form Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Beelzebub in human shape.

Tags: beelzebub, occult

The Fly - In Human Form Baseball T-Shirt

by witnesstheabsurd

$19 $26

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Twelve Seconds Mug
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Description: Font is "Silver" by Poppy Works

Tags: gun, monster, angelic

Twelve Seconds Mug

by witnesstheabsurd

$13 $18

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ECO KNIGHT Baby & Kids T-Shirt

Description: The "Eco Knight" design from my new series of ECO paintings

Tags: pop surrealism

ECO KNIGHT Baby & Kids T-Shirt

by witnesstheabsurd

$13 $19

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FAIRY EMPIRE Pin
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Description: Design created for Pride Month

Tags: eco, pride, pop surrealism

FAIRY EMPIRE Pin

by witnesstheabsurd

$3.00 $3.25

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Helm of Calamity - VULGAR Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: "Vulgar" Version

Tags: pop surrealism, monsters

Helm of Calamity - VULGAR Crewneck Sweatshirt

by witnesstheabsurd

$28 $35

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Phantom Knight Baby & Kids T-Shirt

Description: Painting from my new "Eco" series

Tags: knight, pop surrealism

Phantom Knight Baby & Kids T-Shirt

by witnesstheabsurd

$13 $19

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Beelzebub [FLY] Baby & Kids T-Shirt

Description: Lord of the Flies

Tags: flies, beelzebub, occult

Beelzebub [FLY] Baby & Kids T-Shirt

by witnesstheabsurd

$13 $19

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Greed Phone Case

Description: Draw two cards immediately

Tags: card game, teeth

Greed Phone Case

by witnesstheabsurd

$17 $23

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Teratomancer Shorts

Description: Shirt design based on the "Teratomancer" painting from my Eco series

Tags: pop surrealist, eco

Teratomancer Shorts

by witnesstheabsurd

$21 $27

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Helm of Calamity - ECO Pillow

Description: ECO palette variant of the Helm of Calamity design

Tags: teeth, pop surrealist, eco

Helm of Calamity - ECO Pillow

by witnesstheabsurd

$23 $28

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All Is Right With the World Tapestry

Description: The angels zapped the general

Tags: angels

All Is Right With the World Tapestry

by witnesstheabsurd

$23 $30

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WETMACHINE /// "ARTILLERY THEORY" [Ver. GLUCOSE] Crewneck Sweatshirt
Tags: gore, pop surrealism, eco, teeth, pastels

WETMACHINE /// "ARTILLERY THEORY" [Ver. GLUCOSE] Crewneck Sweatshirt

by witnesstheabsurd

$28 $35

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Smile Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: "I have been chosen"

Tags: games, horror, heaven smile

Smile Crewneck Sweatshirt

by witnesstheabsurd

$28 $35

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A New Idol Socks

Description: "A New Idol" from my new series of paintings

Tags: pop surrealism

A New Idol Socks

by witnesstheabsurd

$14 $20

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Cryptid Witness Protection Program (White) Bag
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Description: This vintage-style t-shirt design features a laid-back cryptid mascot enjoying coffee while representing a fictional “Cryptid Witness Protection Program” deep in the wilderness.

Tags: absurd, bigfoot, cryptid, funny gift, funny quote

Cryptid Witness Protection Program (White) Bag

by PUFArts

$19 $24

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