Carpenter Quotes Merch

MacReady's memorable match up with a chess playing computer

It's almost time, kids! The clock is ticking … Watch the horrorthon, get your mask on at 9pm, die HORRIBLY. You know – the usual. This 'Halloween III'-inspired design will get you in the right mood for Samhain, when the hills ran red with the blood of animals and children, and you'll be screaming at the phone switchboards of TV stations up and down the country before you know it. Altogether, now: "Turn it off! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!" … LOL ;-) Comes in three versions.

"Jack Burton" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

Carpenter Lead me to what needs fixing funny humorous t shirts and novelty gifts for men and women,

Funny table design fitting social media lovers who like Tiktok viral memes. Can also make a great Birthday or Christmas gift to your friends, family, boyfriend or girlfriend who also like social media trends and sarcastic quotes.

„One believes things because one has been conditioned to believe them.“ Typograph illustration for critical people. All my designs and motifs are made by me and are hand drawn. All content is original and owned by me. you cannot use/sell my art without permission. i do not allow people to use my artwork for anything other than personal use. Protected by copyright.

"Snake Plissken" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

Express your profession as a carpenter in a humorous way.

Classic line. Jack in his Truck the Porkchop express...

Embark on a thrilling journey with our "Big Trouble in Little China Adventure" tee! Inspired by the cult classic film, this shirt captures the excitement and mystique of the fantastical world of Jack Burton. Whether you're a fan of '80s action or simply love a touch of cinematic magic, this tee adds a dose of adventure to your wardrobe. Join Jack Burton in the battle against ancient evils with our Big Trouble in Little China-inspired design

The Line delivered by Jack Burton...

„One believes things because one has been conditioned to believe them.“ Typograph illustration for critical people. All my designs and motifs are made by me and are hand drawn. All content is original and owned by me. you cannot use/sell my art without permission. i do not allow people to use my artwork for anything other than personal use. Protected by copyright.

Great line from a great film...Big Trouble in Little China

The Big Trouble Toast

The Check's in the Mail!

Hero!

Jesus was a carpenter. Show the world!

"RJ MacReady" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

Mens The CHEF Behind The Pumpkin T shirt Funny Halloween T Shirt_CARPENTER, best friend, men, women, girls, boys, teens, sister, brother, dad, mom! Perfect gift on Christmas, New Year, Halloween, or a Birthday, Mother's Day, Father's Day

„One believes things because one has been conditioned to believe them.“ Typograph illustration for critical people. All my designs and motifs are made by me and are hand drawn. All content is original and owned by me. you cannot use/sell my art without permission. i do not allow people to use my artwork for anything other than personal use. Protected by copyright.

Grow your cute animals collection with this or any of our other wildlife designs!

Sawdust!

Embrace some vintage humor with this funny and cute design featuring a classic quote: I'm here because you broke something. Whether you're a handyman, electrician, engineer, plumber, programmer, repairman, carpenter, house painter, mechanic, or just a dad with a sense of humor, this design is good for you! Show your support for the service men who keep things running smoothly with this humorous saying. Good for anyone who appreciates a good joke and a touch of nostalgia.

Funny table design fitting social media lovers who like Tiktok viral memes and meteors. Can also make a great Birthday or Christmas gift to your friends, family, boyfriend or girlfriend who also like social media trends and sarcastic quotes.

The Thing!

A great line from Jack Burton from a great film

Imagine the Wet Bandits owned their own company, what would it be? Inspired by the 90s greatest Christmas Movie, Home Alone this design will have people smirking when they realize what it really is!

The great line from the cult classic, They Live.

I have the words "They Live" tattooed on my knuckles. That's because one of my favorite movies of all time is John Carpenter's "They Live." It only makes sense to pay homage to this classic 80s horror/sci-fi film with this new ATC brand merch! I have come here to chew bubblegum and sell merch...and I'm all out of bubblegum!

Classic MacReady playing chess against a computer in 1980

Hero!

We sleep, they live

For the love of Carpenter

If you work in the woods or sawmill, this is the design for you. Great for a woodworker or carpenter as well.

Follow along with the walrus as he talks of many things. Of shoes—and ships—and sealing-wax—of cabbages—and kings. After all, the time has come.

35TH Anniversary of THEY LIVE!