Carpenter Quotes Merch

Another fantastic line from Big Trouble...

Classic line from Jack Burton, from a classic film

Jack Burton was Born Ready

If you are a carpenter or just love carpentry and woodworking then this funny woodworker shirt for dads and do it yourself fans is for you. The diy tee for a dad also makes a great gift for a carpenter or handyman. Never underestimate a woodworking dad!

Handyman

The Check's in the Mail!

„One believes things because one has been conditioned to believe them.“ Typograph illustration for critical people. All my designs and motifs are made by me and are hand drawn. All content is original and owned by me. you cannot use/sell my art without permission. i do not allow people to use my artwork for anything other than personal use. Protected by copyright.

Get this Funny Bearded Carpenter Design. A great gift for the hairy ass bearded carpenter in your life.

A perfect retirement design for someone who loves working with wood.

'The Thing' fans will get this.

I Can My Man Has Plans In The Garage Funny Gift Idea

The Line delivered by Jack Burton...

„One believes things because one has been conditioned to believe them.“ Typograph illustration for critical people. All my designs and motifs are made by me and are hand drawn. All content is original and owned by me. you cannot use/sell my art without permission. i do not allow people to use my artwork for anything other than personal use. Protected by copyright.

Some assembly required design

Make Lumber Cheap Again

Channel the chilling vibe of Carpenter's Halloween every time you wear this tee. 'The blackest eyes, the devil's eyes' isn't just a line; it's a creepy acknowledgment of horror at its finest. Ideal for those who appreciate the darker side of cinema, and for scaring your friends just a little.

This is my design for carpenters who love woodworking and wood crafts , will be nice motivational gift for hardworkers

Black Carpenter Matter Quote gift for daddy or grandpa in fathers day and birthday

Masterpiece | WLS Designs

Embrace some vintage humor with this funny and cute design featuring a classic quote: I'm here because you broke something. Whether you're a handyman, electrician, engineer, plumber, programmer, repairman, carpenter, house painter, mechanic, or just a dad with a sense of humor, this design is good for you! Show your support for the service men who keep things running smoothly with this humorous saying. Good for anyone who appreciates a good joke and a touch of nostalgia.

Looking for funny carpenter gifts? Leaf the Carpenter Alone! Surprise someone with this funny carpenter pun. It will put a smile on anyones face or send a clear message to people who surround you! Perfect Carpenter gift idea for yourself, a colleagues birthday or christmas.

Sawdust!

Looking for funny carpenter gifts? Surprise a truly qualified Carpenter with this funny gift idea. It will put a smile on anyones face and show how much he or she is appreciated. Perfect gift idea for birthday, graduation or future carpenters.

Carpenter and Cat Lover? We've got the perfect cat gift idea. It ain't easy being Purr-Fect unless you're an Carpenter! Surprise someone with this funny carpenter cat quote. Perfect Carpenter gift idea for a best friend, colleagues birthday or christmas.

Sawdust Is Man Glitter T-Shirt

Looking for a cute carpenter gift? Surprise a mother with this cute and lovely carpenter lettering. Perfect Carpenter gift idea for a birthday, christmas, secret santa or even for yourself!

Dad Husband Fathers Day Carpenter Sayings Humor Quotes Sayings Gifts

You know what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like this? Who? Jack Burton, ME!

Obey Gravity It's The Law

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum

Oops Shirt

It's all in the reflexes.

Sawdust!

Are you a fan of The Red Green Show and its quirky humor? Then you'll love this "If Women Don't Find You Handsome" design, inspired by the show's iconic catchphrase. Featuring a classic design with bold lettering, this shirt is made from premium materials that are both soft and durable. It's available in a variety of sizes to fit both men and women, making it the perfect addition to any fan's wardrobe. So, if you want to show off your love for The Red Green Show and its offbeat humor, this "If Women Don't Find You Handsome" design is the perfect choice. Add it to your store today and give your customers a chance to show off their fandom in style.

You got this!

Many people just feel better by sharing their problems, but fixer just want to fix. A problem shared can be a problem doubled!