Cat Scratch Humor Merch
Description: Even when they play rough, you still love them with all your heart! Inspired by the hilarious everyday reality of owning a "spicy" feline, this hand-drawn minimalist doodle in our signature "Feutre Brut" style features our messy-haired stickman covered in tiny red scratch marks (griffures de chat) and blushing, yet sporting an absolutely ecstatic, wide-toothed happy grin while clutching a tiny, indifferent white cat. Perfect for cat moms, cat dads, rescuers of "spicy" kitties, and anyone who knows the true, painful cost of cuddle time with a fierce fur baby. An adorable, naive sketch showing that no amount of sharp claws can stop a dedicated cat lover from squeezing their cat. An amazing, funny gift for pet owners with a sense of humor!
Cat Scratches Funny Relatable Hugging Spicy Kitten Meme Pillow
by the kitten lady
$23 $28
Description: This vinyl cat design captures the hilarious struggle of every music enthusiast and pet owner. A playful feline swipes at a spinning record, causing a sudden needle skip on the turntable. Perfect for DJs, vinyl collectors, and audiophiles who appreciate clever record player humor and feline antics, this stark ink sketch brings a touch of analog comedy to your collection.
Description: Show your unconditional love for your feline friends with this witty "No Scratch, No Love" design. Inspired by the famous quote, this minimalist cat line art captures the true reality of owning a cat—because a few scratches are just part of the love! Perfect gift for cat moms, cat dads, pet lovers, and anyone who adores funny cat humor.
Description: Show your unconditional love for your feline friends with this witty "No Scratch, No Love" design. Inspired by the famous quote, this minimalist cat line art captures the true reality of owning a cat—because a few scratches are just part of the love! Perfect gift for cat moms, cat dads, pet lovers, and anyone who adores funny cat humor.
Description: A mischievous black cat clings tightly to an arm, biting and scratching while surrounded by playful hearts and soft pink accents, blending cute and chaotic energy. The design plays with the ironic side of affection, turning love into something a little obsessive, a little wild, and very relatable for cat lovers. Perfect for anyone who embraces dark humor, chaotic affection, and the “love hurts” vibe with a cute twist.
Description: A fierce black cat lunges forward with claws out, ready to strike, under the bold red slogan “Bigots Get Scratches.” This design blends edgy humor with a powerful statement, using bold imagery and sarcasm to push back against hate. Perfect for cat lovers with attitude, activists, and anyone who enjoys witty, rebellious apparel that bites back. Unleash your inner fighter with this bold cat design. “Bigots Get Scratches” pairs a snarling black cat with razor-sharp claws and unapologetic humor. A must-have for anyone who loves cats, sarcasm, and standing up to hate.
