Cdc Merch
Description: Show your passion for public health with this hilarious Yo Quiero Disease Control artwork featuring a determined Chihuahua dressed as a disease control scientist holding a megaphone. A clever parody for epidemiologists, virologists, microbiologists, laboratory professionals, healthcare workers, medical students, and science enthusiasts who appreciate witty infectious disease humor.
Description: You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce! If you survived river crossings, broken wagon axles, and questionable hunting trips, only to be defeated by a suspicious salad... this design is for you. Inspired by the legendary retro trail game and today's unforgettable food safety headlines, "You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce" is the perfect mashup of pixel nostalgia, dark humor, and produce-induced paranoia. Whether you're a fan of classic computer games, internet memes, or just appreciate an absurd joke, this design is sure to get knowing laughs (and maybe a few people checking the expiration date on their lettuce).
Description: You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce! If you survived river crossings, broken wagon axles, and questionable hunting trips, only to be defeated by a suspicious salad... this design is for you. Inspired by the legendary retro trail game and today's unforgettable food safety headlines, "You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce" is the perfect mashup of pixel nostalgia, dark humor, and produce-induced paranoia. Whether you're a fan of classic computer games, internet memes, or just appreciate an absurd joke, this design is sure to get knowing laughs (and maybe a few people checking the expiration date on their lettuce).
Description: Finally, Zelda and the worst pandemic in modern history, together at last. The '72 hours remain' thing is because nostradamus was only off by like a couple years Other title ideas included NAVId-19, Kakirkoronavirus, and Goron-o-virus, so the best option actually would have been none of them
Description: Do you believe in science? Do you believe in climate change and the science of viruses? Do you support Dr. Fauci and our medical experts?? Let America know with our "I Believe In Science" shirt! Shut down the conspiracy theorists without saying a word... This "I Believe In Science" shirt says it all.
Description: This design says "Science is Not Government Waste" with a picture of a microscope. With Donald Trump and the Republican Party slashing critical NIH, NSF, CDC, and NOAA funding in order to fund tax cuts for billionaires via their "Big Beautiful Bill" budget, this message is needed now more than ever.
Description: This design says "Fund American Science Again" using wording that subverts Donald Trump's MAGA slogan. Trump and Elon Musk have slashed critical NIH, NSF, and CDC funding, destroying the USA's long standing role as the world leader in medical science and innovation. RFK Jr. is promoting a weird anti-vax pseudoscience agenda. It is now clear that the priority of Republicans is to fund tax cuts for billionaires at the expense of scientific progress, and this message is needed now more than ever.
