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CDC Ban Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: These words are banned by the CDC, so I put them on a shirt!

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CDC Banned Words Helvetica Pin

Description: Trump has banned these seven words from the CDC science reports. Fetus, diversity, transgender, entitlement, evidence-based, science-based.

Tags: donald trump, facts, helvetica names, politics, resistance
Banned Wordsearch 2017 Magnet
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Tags: puzzle, wordsearch, word search, banned, words

Banned Wordsearch 2017 Magnet

by AdviceSkeleton.com

$4.75

STOVINGTON CDC Socks
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Description: STOVINGTON CDC

Tags: 5 hertz, book, captain trips, cdc, fiction

STOVINGTON CDC Socks

by zarkazman

$20

STOVINGTON CDC Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: STOVINGTON CDC

Tags: 5 hertz, book, captain trips, cdc, fiction
Super Cabbage Duck Sticker
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Description: Charge up with our new Super Cabbage Duck design!

Tags: supersaiyan, cabbageduckclan
CDC Cult of the Dead Cow Tote

Description: CDC Cult of the Dead Cow

Tags: code, computer, hacker
Yo Quiero Disease Control Mas Prevention CDC Parody Kids T-Shirt

Description: Show your passion for public health with this hilarious Yo Quiero Disease Control artwork featuring a determined Chihuahua dressed as a disease control scientist holding a megaphone. A clever parody for epidemiologists, virologists, microbiologists, laboratory professionals, healthcare workers, medical students, and science enthusiasts who appreciate witty infectious disease humor.

Tags: cdc, center for disease control, chihuaha, fast food parody, food
I Resist the CDC's 7 Banned Words Tank Top
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Description: Resist the CDC's 7 banned forbidden words, entitlement, vulnerable, evidence-based, fetus, science-based, transgender, diversity.

Tags: political, cdc, forbidden, banned, entitlement
Centaur for Disease Control Phone Case
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Description: Centaur for Disease Control... centaur! Get it?

Tags: centaur, comedy, disease, eddie, fantasy
Seven Banned Words Kids Hoodie

Description: These seven words have been banned from any budgetary discussions

Tags: trump, entitlement, lgbt, government, fetus
Seven Deadly Words - Helvetica Pillow

Description: The seven banned CDC proposal words, in classic Helvetica Bold.

Tags: progressive, cdc
Acetaminophen Survivor Hat
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Description: Based on the latest guidance from The White House in September 2025. Show your pride in being a prenatal pain reliever survivor!

Tags: autism, autistic, cdc, drugs, pain reliever
You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce Phone Case

Description: You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce! If you survived river crossings, broken wagon axles, and questionable hunting trips, only to be defeated by a suspicious salad... this design is for you. Inspired by the legendary retro trail game and today's unforgettable food safety headlines, "You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce" is the perfect mashup of pixel nostalgia, dark humor, and produce-induced paranoia. Whether you're a fan of classic computer games, internet memes, or just appreciate an absurd joke, this design is sure to get knowing laughs (and maybe a few people checking the expiration date on their lettuce).

Tags: cdc funding cut, cyclospora, cyclosporiasis, epidemic, explosive watery diarrhea
You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce Magnet

Description: You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce! If you survived river crossings, broken wagon axles, and questionable hunting trips, only to be defeated by a suspicious salad... this design is for you. Inspired by the legendary retro trail game and today's unforgettable food safety headlines, "You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce" is the perfect mashup of pixel nostalgia, dark humor, and produce-induced paranoia. Whether you're a fan of classic computer games, internet memes, or just appreciate an absurd joke, this design is sure to get knowing laughs (and maybe a few people checking the expiration date on their lettuce).

Tags: cdc funding cut, cyclospora, cyclosporiasis, epidemic, explosive watery diarrhea
wearing a mask isn't a political statement. it's an iq test. Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: wearing a mask isn't a political statement. it's an iq test.

Tags: anti antivax humor, cdc fan, condensed uppercase design, epidemiology supporter, herd immunity humor
Wellbee poster Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Wellbee poster

Tags: 60s, bee, cdc, health, healthcare

Wellbee poster Baseball T-Shirt

by BUNNY ROBBER GRPC

$26

wearing a mask isn't a political statement. it's an iq test. Baseball T-Shirt

Description: wearing a mask isn't a political statement. it's an iq test.

Tags: anti antivax humor, cdc fan, condensed uppercase design, epidemiology supporter, herd immunity humor
Oregon Trail-You Have Died Of Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Retro Game Meme Pillow
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Description: Oregon Trail-You Have Died Of Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Retro Game Meme

Tags: 80s gaming, cdc funding cuts, cyclospora outbreak, dysentery, explosive diarrhea
Oregon Trail-You Have Died Of Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Retro Game Meme Bag
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Description: Oregon Trail-You Have Died Of Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Retro Game Meme

Tags: 80s gaming, cdc funding cuts, cyclospora outbreak, dysentery, explosive diarrhea
Gerudovirus Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Finally, Zelda and the worst pandemic in modern history, together at last. The '72 hours remain' thing is because nostradamus was only off by like a couple years Other title ideas included NAVId-19, Kakirkoronavirus, and Goron-o-virus, so the best option actually would have been none of them

Tags: zelda, the legend of zelda, corona, covid19, majoras mask
Cattle Dog Crew Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Join the crew!

Tags: puppy, chibi, cattle dog, dog, cute
NO Kings - RFK, Jr. Kids Hoodie

Description: RFK, Jr. No Kings!

Tags: anti trump, anti vac, bozo, cdc, clown
I BELIEVE IN SCIENCE Kids Hoodie
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Description: Do you believe in science? Do you believe in climate change and the science of viruses? Do you support Dr. Fauci and our medical experts?? Let America know with our "I Believe In Science" shirt! Shut down the conspiracy theorists without saying a word... This "I Believe In Science" shirt says it all.

Tags: anti science, cdc, climate change, climate change is real, i believe in science
Science Is Not Government Waste - Anti-Trump Big Beautiful Ugly Bill - Support NIH NSF CDC NOAA Research Posters and Art

Description: This design says "Science is Not Government Waste" with a picture of a microscope. With Donald Trump and the Republican Party slashing critical NIH, NSF, CDC, and NOAA funding in order to fund tax cuts for billionaires via their "Big Beautiful Bill" budget, this message is needed now more than ever.

Tags: anti fascist, anti funding cuts, anti maga, anti republican, anti trump activist
Got Naloxone? Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: got naloxone? Great!

Tags: cdc, general, opioid, surgeon, pain
CDC Logo One Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Get the team together

Tags: camp, nature, logo, alone, spelunking

CDC Logo One Crewneck Sweatshirt

by Cave Dweller Collective

$35

Vaxxed And Vigilant Hat
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Description: Here is an easy way to let the world know that you're keeping your mask on for a reason other than vaccine avoidance.

Tags: cdc, cmyk, fauci, science, text

Vaxxed And Vigilant Hat

by stalleydesign

$19

Fund American Science Again - Anti-Trump Pro-Medical Research NIH NSF CDC Shorts
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Description: This design says "Fund American Science Again" using wording that subverts Donald Trump's MAGA slogan. Trump and Elon Musk have slashed critical NIH, NSF, and CDC funding, destroying the USA's long standing role as the world leader in medical science and innovation. RFK Jr. is promoting a weird anti-vax pseudoscience agenda. It is now clear that the priority of Republicans is to fund tax cuts for billionaires at the expense of scientific progress, and this message is needed now more than ever.

Tags: anti billionaire tax cuts, anti pseudoscience, anti rfk jr, anti trump, cdc agency
I Survived The Summer Of Cyclospora Kids T-Shirt

Description: I Survived The Summer Of Cyclospora

Tags: cdc, diarrhea, food poisoning, illness, outbreak
Biohazard Kids Hoodie
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Description: Green Tie Dye Biohazard

Tags: social distancing, quarantine, tie dye, green, biohazards

Biohazard Kids Hoodie

by ARTWORKandBEYOND

$36

Trust Science NOT Brain Worms - With Scaredy Worm Hat
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Description: Don't let RFK Jr. and trumpski burn what's left of the CDC and our other critical health agencies to the ground! Call your reps and senate people and demand that Bobby Brain Worm be fired.

Tags: bobby, brain, brain worms, cdc, covid
You Have Listened To RFK Jr. Magnet
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Description: ....and now you're unalive.

Tags: 80s, cdc, dysentery, health and human services, hhs

You Have Listened To RFK Jr. Magnet

by PopCultureShirts

$4.75

Back and Vaxed Tote
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Description: Back and Vaxed

Tags: cdc, covid, covid 19, covid vaccine, funny

Back and Vaxed Tote

by Swooosh

$20

Parker Version2 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Parker CDCQuote

Tags: quote, lahyer
FAUCI 2020 Kids T-Shirt

Description: Do you believe in Dr. Fauci? I do!

Tags: fauci 2020, washington dc, virus, cdc, campaign slogan

FAUCI 2020 Kids T-Shirt

by PopCultureShirts

$19

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