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CDC Ban Magnet
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Description: These words are banned by the CDC, so I put them on a shirt!

Tags: cdc banned words

CDC Ban Magnet

by nerdfelt

$3.75 $4.75

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CDC Banned Words Helvetica Socks

Description: Trump has banned these seven words from the CDC science reports. Fetus, diversity, transgender, entitlement, evidence-based, science-based.

Tags: donald trump, facts, helvetica names, politics, resistance

CDC Banned Words Helvetica Socks

by fishbiscuit

$14 $20

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Banned Wordsearch 2017 Tote
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Tags: puzzle, wordsearch, word search, banned, words

Banned Wordsearch 2017 Tote

by AdviceSkeleton.com

$13 $20

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STOVINGTON CDC Kids T-Shirt

Description: STOVINGTON CDC

Tags: 5 hertz, book, captain trips, cdc, fiction

STOVINGTON CDC Kids T-Shirt

by zarkazman

$13 $19

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STOVINGTON CDC Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: STOVINGTON CDC

Tags: 5 hertz, book, captain trips, cdc, fiction

STOVINGTON CDC Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by zarkazman

$17 $24

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Super Cabbage Duck Hat
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Description: Charge up with our new Super Cabbage Duck design!

Tags: supersaiyan, cabbageduckclan

Super Cabbage Duck Hat

by CDCChoo

$12 $19

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CDC Cult of the Dead Cow Tapestry

Description: CDC Cult of the Dead Cow

Tags: code, computer, hacker

CDC Cult of the Dead Cow Tapestry

by carobaro

$23 $30

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Yo Quiero Disease Control Mas Prevention CDC Parody Sticker
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Description: Show your passion for public health with this hilarious Yo Quiero Disease Control artwork featuring a determined Chihuahua dressed as a disease control scientist holding a megaphone. A clever parody for epidemiologists, virologists, microbiologists, laboratory professionals, healthcare workers, medical students, and science enthusiasts who appreciate witty infectious disease humor.

Tags: cdc, center for disease control, chihuaha, fast food parody, food

Yo Quiero Disease Control Mas Prevention CDC Parody Sticker

by ThatAJCruz

$3.00 $3.50

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I Resist the CDC's 7 Banned Words Sticker
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Description: Resist the CDC's 7 banned forbidden words, entitlement, vulnerable, evidence-based, fetus, science-based, transgender, diversity.

Tags: political, cdc, forbidden, banned, entitlement

I Resist the CDC's 7 Banned Words Sticker

by LoeyeNYC

$3.00 $3.50

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Centaur for Disease Control Sticker
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Description: Centaur for Disease Control... centaur! Get it?

Tags: centaur, comedy, disease, eddie, fantasy

Centaur for Disease Control Sticker

by ed·DIE

$3.00 $3.50

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Seven Banned Words Mug
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Description: These seven words have been banned from any budgetary discussions

Tags: trump, entitlement, lgbt, government, fetus

Seven Banned Words Mug

by AngryMongo

$13 $18

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Seven Deadly Words - Helvetica Pillow

Description: The seven banned CDC proposal words, in classic Helvetica Bold.

Tags: progressive, cdc

Seven Deadly Words - Helvetica Pillow

by David's designs

$23 $28

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Acetaminophen Survivor Shorts
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Description: Based on the latest guidance from The White House in September 2025. Show your pride in being a prenatal pain reliever survivor!

Tags: autism, autistic, cdc, drugs, pain reliever

Acetaminophen Survivor Shorts

by AngryGoat

$21 $27

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You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce Phone Case

Description: You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce! If you survived river crossings, broken wagon axles, and questionable hunting trips, only to be defeated by a suspicious salad... this design is for you. Inspired by the legendary retro trail game and today's unforgettable food safety headlines, "You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce" is the perfect mashup of pixel nostalgia, dark humor, and produce-induced paranoia. Whether you're a fan of classic computer games, internet memes, or just appreciate an absurd joke, this design is sure to get knowing laughs (and maybe a few people checking the expiration date on their lettuce).

Tags: cdc funding cut, cyclospora, cyclosporiasis, epidemic, explosive watery diarrhea

You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce Phone Case

by 3rdplacedesign

$17 $23

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You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce Magnet

Description: You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce! If you survived river crossings, broken wagon axles, and questionable hunting trips, only to be defeated by a suspicious salad... this design is for you. Inspired by the legendary retro trail game and today's unforgettable food safety headlines, "You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce" is the perfect mashup of pixel nostalgia, dark humor, and produce-induced paranoia. Whether you're a fan of classic computer games, internet memes, or just appreciate an absurd joke, this design is sure to get knowing laughs (and maybe a few people checking the expiration date on their lettuce).

Tags: cdc funding cut, cyclospora, cyclosporiasis, epidemic, explosive watery diarrhea

You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce Magnet

by Lakilucky2

$3.75 $4.75

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Wellbee poster Socks
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Description: Wellbee poster

Tags: 60s, bee, cdc, health, healthcare

Wellbee poster Socks

by BUNNY ROBBER GRPC

$14 $20

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wearing a mask isn't a political statement. it's an iq test. Bag

Description: wearing a mask isn't a political statement. it's an iq test.

Tags: anti antivax humor, cdc fan, condensed uppercase design, epidemiology supporter, herd immunity humor
wearing a mask isn't a political statement. it's an iq test. Sticker

Description: wearing a mask isn't a political statement. it's an iq test.

Tags: anti antivax humor, cdc fan, condensed uppercase design, epidemiology supporter, herd immunity humor
Oregon Trail-You Have Died Of Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Retro Game Meme Kids Hoodie
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Description: Oregon Trail-You Have Died Of Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Retro Game Meme

Tags: 80s gaming, cdc funding cuts, cyclospora outbreak, dysentery, explosive diarrhea
Oregon Trail-You Have Died Of Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Retro Game Meme Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Oregon Trail-You Have Died Of Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Retro Game Meme

Tags: 80s gaming, cdc funding cuts, cyclospora outbreak, dysentery, explosive diarrhea
Gerudovirus Bag
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Description: Finally, Zelda and the worst pandemic in modern history, together at last. The '72 hours remain' thing is because nostradamus was only off by like a couple years Other title ideas included NAVId-19, Kakirkoronavirus, and Goron-o-virus, so the best option actually would have been none of them

Tags: zelda, the legend of zelda, corona, covid19, majoras mask

Gerudovirus Bag

by cactusjoe

$19 $24

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Cattle Dog Crew Phone Case
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Description: Join the crew!

Tags: puppy, chibi, cattle dog, dog, cute

Cattle Dog Crew Phone Case

by NikNik Ando

$17 $23

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I BELIEVE IN SCIENCE Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Do you believe in science? Do you believe in climate change and the science of viruses? Do you support Dr. Fauci and our medical experts?? Let America know with our "I Believe In Science" shirt! Shut down the conspiracy theorists without saying a word... This "I Believe In Science" shirt says it all.

Tags: anti science, cdc, climate change, climate change is real, i believe in science

I BELIEVE IN SCIENCE Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by Brian Joyce

$17 $24

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Science Is Not Government Waste - Anti-Trump Big Beautiful Ugly Bill - Support NIH NSF CDC NOAA Research Phone Case

Description: This design says "Science is Not Government Waste" with a picture of a microscope. With Donald Trump and the Republican Party slashing critical NIH, NSF, CDC, and NOAA funding in order to fund tax cuts for billionaires via their "Big Beautiful Bill" budget, this message is needed now more than ever.

Tags: anti fascist, anti funding cuts, anti maga, anti republican, anti trump activist
CDC Logo One Pillow
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Description: Get the team together

Tags: camp, nature, logo, alone, spelunking

CDC Logo One Pillow

by Cave Dweller Collective

$23 $28

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Got Naloxone? Phone Case
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Description: got naloxone? Great!

Tags: cdc, general, opioid, surgeon, pain

Got Naloxone? Phone Case

by Water Boy

$17 $23

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Vaxxed And Vigilant Bag
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Description: Here is an easy way to let the world know that you're keeping your mask on for a reason other than vaccine avoidance.

Tags: cdc, cmyk, fauci, science, text

Vaxxed And Vigilant Bag

by stalleydesign

$19 $24

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Fund American Science Again - Anti-Trump Pro-Medical Research NIH NSF CDC Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: This design says "Fund American Science Again" using wording that subverts Donald Trump's MAGA slogan. Trump and Elon Musk have slashed critical NIH, NSF, and CDC funding, destroying the USA's long standing role as the world leader in medical science and innovation. RFK Jr. is promoting a weird anti-vax pseudoscience agenda. It is now clear that the priority of Republicans is to fund tax cuts for billionaires at the expense of scientific progress, and this message is needed now more than ever.

Tags: anti billionaire tax cuts, anti pseudoscience, anti rfk jr, anti trump, cdc agency
I Survived The Summer Of Cyclospora Pin
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Description: I Survived The Summer Of Cyclospora

Tags: cdc, diarrhea, food poisoning, illness, outbreak

I Survived The Summer Of Cyclospora Pin

by Contrera Creative

$2.75 $3.25

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Biohazard Socks
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Description: Green Tie Dye Biohazard

Tags: social distancing, quarantine, tie dye, green, biohazards

Biohazard Socks

by ARTWORKandBEYOND

$14 $20

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Trust Science NOT Brain Worms - With Scaredy Worm Pillow
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Description: Don't let RFK Jr. and trumpski burn what's left of the CDC and our other critical health agencies to the ground! Call your reps and senate people and demand that Bobby Brain Worm be fired.

Tags: bobby, brain, brain worms, cdc, covid
You Have Listened To RFK Jr. Mug
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Description: ....and now you're unalive.

Tags: 80s, cdc, dysentery, health and human services, hhs

You Have Listened To RFK Jr. Mug

by PopCultureShirts

$13 $18

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Gordon Kaelin McIntyre OCT27 USA 2026 Music designs by OnlyMusicians Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Gordon Kaelin McIntyre OCT27 USA 2026 Music designs by OnlyMusicians

Tags: 2026, cdc, hardcore, music, musicians
Parker Version2 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Parker CDCQuote

Tags: quote, lahyer

Parker Version2 Crewneck Sweatshirt

by SewObnoxious

$28 $35

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FAUCI 2020 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Do you believe in Dr. Fauci? I do!

Tags: fauci 2020, washington dc, virus, cdc, campaign slogan

FAUCI 2020 Crewneck Sweatshirt

by PopCultureShirts

$28 $35

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Blue Cattle Dog Crew Socks
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Description: Join the crew!

Tags: cute, dog, cdc, puppy, chibi

Blue Cattle Dog Crew Socks

by NikNik Ando

$14 $20

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