Choices Merch
Description: This badass gorilla design features a helmeted monkey rocking shades and a cigar, delivering the punchline "Bad Choices Make Good Stories." It's the perfect shirt for military fans, adventure lovers, veterans, and all who live a little recklessly. Whether it’s for you or a gift, this epic design brings bold humor to any outfit. Ideal for men, women, rebels, and story-makers everywhere!
Description: Funny design featuring a portrait of Søren Kierkegaard and his famous quote: “Do it or not do it – you will regret both.” Perfect for philosophy lovers, thinkers, skeptics, and anyone who enjoys laughing about life’s absurdities. Great gift idea for students, professors, or fans of dark humor and existentialism.
Description: Encourage positive choices and safety awareness with this sweet Baby Berries design! 🌈🚂 Featuring Mul and Razzie riding together under a rainbow with the message “I Make Safe Choices,” this design helps reinforce important life skills in a fun and gentle way. Created in collaboration with the Robert W. Willaford Railroad Museum in Plant City, Florida, this shirt blends social-emotional learning with real-world train safety themes. Perfect for: Preschool and early elementary kids Teaching safety and good decision-making School programs and classroom use Train-themed outings and museum visits A meaningful and uplifting design that supports confidence, awareness, and learning through play.
Description: This very funny phrase reminds workers and students alike that not every unexpected outcome needs a complicated explanation. Sometimes a missed deadline, an impulsive decision, or forgetting something important has a very simple cause, and laughing about it is much easier than inventing dramatic excuses. The humor comes from its refreshingly honest take on everyday situations that almost everyone has experienced at some point. Instead of pretending every setback has a particular meaning, it playfully points out that some problems begin with our own choices. Lighthearted, relatable, and full of self-aware humor, it celebrates the ability to laugh at ordinary mistakes, learn from them, and keep moving forward with a smile.
Description: Ozark netflix shirt — "Money is at its essence that measure of a man's choices". cult-classic screen-print design for Ozark fans, netflix, ruth, missouri, humor, mothers day, television buffs and collectors. The perfect Ozark gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2017.
Description: The design features four golf clubs symmetrically arranged. The club heads are above, and the shafts point downwards. Between the club heads and their shafts, a white banner displays the phrase "LIFE IS FULL OF IMPORTANTE CHOICES" in bold sans-serif font. The background is solid black.
