Choosing Violence Merch
Description: Embrace your inner rebel with the Frog I Slept Like Shit So Today I Will Be Choosing Violence shirt. This bold design is sure to make a statement and show off your fearless attitude. Perfect for anyone looking to add a touch of attitude to their wardrobe.
Frog I Slept Like Shit So Today I Will Be Choosing Violence Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Michal-Mierzejewski
$35
Description: A grumpy frog in boxing gloves brings chaotic morning energy to this bold sarcastic design. Featuring the quote “I Slept Like Shit, So Today I Will Be Choosing Violence,” it is perfect for frog lovers, night owls, boxing fans, sleep-deprived coworkers, and anyone who enjoys dark humor, funny animal art, and unapologetic attitude.
Description: A circular emblem on a black background features a black cat with green eyes, fangs, and small horns. The cat is raising two paws, each with two fingers extended in a defiant gesture. Two small white skulls are positioned on either side of the cat. The text "I CHOOSE VIOLENCE!" is written in pink lettering along the bottom curve of the emblem, with a green wavy pattern behind the cat.