Chopping Merch

Where shopping here will cost you an arm and a leg.

Chopping Mall Shirt

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This little guy wants to give you a hug! And then kill you! <3

Everyone loves a killbot! A shirt for those of us who wish we could have been running through that mall. <3

Where shopping here will cost you an arm and a leg.

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Chopping Mall

1986 standing movie theater display art

Chopping Wood

Two of my favorite mall movies combined! That’s right another movie mash up! This time around, Chopping Mall and Mallrats! Is Mall movie a genre of its own? Snoogans!

Are you a true connoisseur of mall dining? Enjoy your meal, but get out as soon as you can before the security robots laser you to pieces. Have a nice day!

It's the ABCs of cooking!

Tribute to one of the strangest slashers.

Part of our range celebrating the terrifying and weird world of obscure 80's and 90's horror movies! Perfect gifts for film fans and they make great, cool Halloween costumes!

Gift for dad, lumberjack, handyman. Everyone who loves to chop wood, make fires, being outdoors. Fire wood. Outdoorsy.

Good for what ails ya!

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Beware the Killbots! Anyone caught after hours in this Mall will feel some CHOPPING!

Everyone who loves to chop wood! Wood chopping is my therapy quote. Perfect gift for husband, partner, dad, handyman, who loves to chop wood. Make fires, being outdoors. Fire wood. Outdoorsy.

Great cooks know you've gotta keep your knives sharp!

chopping mall robot movie 80s horror cult classic film

Looking to add a bit of personality to your look? Make a statement while maintaining a laid-back cool look with this Once You Lumberjack You Never Lumbar Back t-shirt.

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

The Chopping Block

CHOPPING MALL

Gift for dad, lumberjack, handyman. Everyone who loves to chop wood, make fires, being outdoors. Fire wood. Outdoorsy.

Log the Bitch graphic log hauler art from original J Kitt Designs acrylic painting titled log on.

It's My Birthday Give Me An Axe To Throw

The Park Plaza Mall from Chopping Mall! Have a nice day!

Axe Throwing Design that reads "Sorry, but I've got other plans". Ideal for any woodworker or lumberjack competing or visiting a loggersports event like an axe throwing or wood-chopping competition.

Family fun trying to pick out the perfect Christmas tree at the evergreen farm

Gift for dad, lumberjack, handyman. Everyone who loves to chop wood, make fires, being outdoors. Fire wood. Outdoorsy. On your own in the forest.

This vintage retro styled design contains the illustration of an arborist on a half tree, cutting the tree down with the saying: Just Drop It.

It's just veggies this time...