Civil Servant Merch
Description: A lizardman of serene temperament, possessing intelligence no less than that of a human. He wears high-quality clothing and sports a ring around his neck. This creature is undeniably wise, despite being in constant disagreement with himself—for he has two heads sharing a single body.
Description: Certified gas-tastic by the Bureau of Backdrafts. This official seal puts the FartMerch monogram in the center of a government-style stamp, with the store tagline: gas-tastic gear for every rear. A funny bureaucrat gift for civil servants, auditors, and anyone who loves paperwork and puns. Distressed white seal and FartMerch green text on dark. Printed for dark shirts. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear.
Bureau of Backdrafts - Official Seal Funny Fart Gift Sticker
by FartMerch.com
$3.15 $3.50
Description: A vintage woodcut megaphone broadcasts the phrase Honor Service Share Gratitude against an old glory backdrop. Created for community supporters, first responders, and families looking to show appreciation for public servants. A bold retro graphic choice for Patriot Day and national hero recognitions.