Civilized Merch

Description: Hand lettering of a fantastic quote

Description: Art by Sibusiso Fanti

Description: The fullest of full logos for your closet

Description: Gremlins (Brain)

Description: Represent and show your support for the Civilized Caveman lifestyle!

Description: We want civilization.

Description: Name the system that profits from suffering and demand treatment over bills for every single human. Makes a great gift for healthcare activists and medical ethics advocates.

Description: Condemns the exploitation of sickness for profit in plain, unflinching terms. Demands better for everyone regardless of income. Makes a great gift for advocates, patients, and anyone fighting for medical justice.

Description: Polished manners, sharp heels, and one cocktail away from causing a scene. She is civilized enough to hold the glass properly and fowl enough to enjoy the gossip.

Description: He has manners, a tailored jacket, and the exact expression of someone judging the room before the first sip. Slightly civilized, not dark, and just fowl enough to keep the evening interesting.

Description: She found the cocktail sign, claimed the desert detour, and kept just enough manners for plausible deniability. Slightly civilized, fully in charge, and already dressed like the road trip was her idea.

Description: Jean Luc Ponty - Civilized Evil

Description: The seven pointed star in the center of the Great Seal of the Cherokee Nation represents the seven clans of the Cherokee: Bird, Wild Potato, Deer, Long Hair, Paint, Blue and Wolf. The leaves and acorns around the star symbolize the sacred fire of the Cherokee which has been kept burning since before the days when white men came to America. The words around the seal include the Cherokee words that translate to "Cherokee Nation" and the date of the signing of the first Cherokee Constitution.

Description: Experience Great Performance Sunn O)))

Description: Civilization needs all the help it can get. Do your part.

Description: The Choctaw Nation is working to restore the "yvnnash" (as North American bison are known in the Choctaw language) to the glory it is worthy of.

Description: An in-universe retro advertisement for a sophisticated plasma emitter. Sleek, chrome, and dangerous, capturing the nostalgic elegance of space operas and ancient cosmic orders.

Description: funny Chinese sign

Description: funny Chinese sign translation

Description: "Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society," Associate Justice of the US Supreme Court Oliver Wendell Holmes once coined. According to Holmes, this is justification for Uncle Sam extorting peoples' earnings for things they never signed up for and can never opt out of. Extortion, as we know, is just a form of robbery.

Description: John Muir portrait and quote: Thousands of tired, nerve-shaken, over-civilized people are beginning to find out that going to the mountains is going home; that wilderness is a necessity...

Description: Come join the Civilized Caveman #HugsandBacon army. We welcome you with big hugs and crispy bacon!

Description: Come join the Civilized Caveman #HugsandBacon army. We welcome you with big hugs and crispy bacon!

Description: The Great Seal of the Choctaw Nation features a bow with three arrows along with a smoking tomahawk-pipe. The arrows represent three great chiefs: Apuckshunnubbee, Pushmataha, and Mosholatubbee. The peace pipe represents the peaceful nature of the tribe while the bow represents their willingness to fight when attacked or threatened.

Description: She who holds the toilet paper wears the crown. She’s not just a girl in a pretty plague mask. It is she alone who shall beat back the plague Covid 19 and topple the parasitic billionaire class. Heed her warning! Stay Home!

Description: A misanthropic toad

Description: "Predatory Healthcare Has No Place in a Civilized Society" is a powerful call to action for those who believe in fairness, compassion, and equal access to healthcare. This bold design speaks to the heart of activism, justice, and the fight against exploitative systems. Perfect for rallies, protests, or everyday wear, this statement lets everyone know where you stand. Makes a great gift for activists, advocates, and anyone demanding better healthcare for all.

Description: funny incorrect Chinese sign translation: The phrase "Civilization with the toilet" is a literal, awkward translation often found on signs in China intended to encourage hygiene and proper behavior in public restrooms.

Description: one more time is a motivational design for you to never give up and keep going

Description: Joe Cocker // Civilized Man

Description: Bold and powerful design featuring crossed swords with the impactful quote “And when your civilized ways are swept away, your kind will pray for men with swords to save them.” Perfect for history lovers, medieval fans, warriors at heart, or anyone who values strength, honor, and resilience. A great statement piece for renaissance fair enthusiasts, fantasy gamers, or those inspired by warrior spirit.

Description: First skaters, cruisin' since the beginning

Description: Illustration made by Alan Melele featuring a werewolf enjoying a cup of tea

Description: Come join the Civilized Caveman #HugsandBacon army. We welcome you with big hugs and crispy bacon!

Description: Come join the Civilized Caveman #HugsandBacon army. We welcome you with big hugs and crispy bacon!