Clause Merch
Description: December 12 – Stekkjastaur (Sheep-Cote-Clod) is the first Yule Lad who comes to town on the night before the 12th of December and also the first to depart for home on the 25th December. He was said to harass sheep, suck milk from them and was known for having two stiff peg-legs.
Description: Mrs. Claus with a modern twist. She has a cheerful expression and is wearing a red dress with white fur trim, resembling a Santa suit. The outfit is completed with a black belt with a gold buckle. She has on a pair of black-rimmed glasses and white gloves, and her hairstyle is a voluminous white bob with curls. On her head sits a Santa hat, also trimmed with white fur and a fluffy pom-pom. She is holding a gift wrapped in red paper with a red ribbon, suggesting she may be giving out presents.
Description: A Christmas-themed graphic with a black background and white text. It features Santa Claus between two green Christmas trees and text that reads 'HE'S MAKING A TABLE. HE'S SORTING IT TWICE. SELECT * FROM CONTACTS WHERE BEHAVIOR = "NICE" SQL CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN...'. The bottom features a festive border.
Description: When this world throws you a curveball, God's got an escape clause. Inspired by 1 Corinthians 10:13, this Christian baseball design combines a hard-breaking curveball with the biblical reminder that God provides a way through temptation. Featuring a weathered baseball, dramatic curved flight path, radiant cross, and vintage ballpark typography, it's a unique faith-and-sports design for Christian baseball players, coaches, fans, and believers facing life's unexpected pitches.
Description: Our seasonal tale focuses on Sleigher, the next in the lineage of the Santa name preparing for his first Christmas at the helm, but believe me when I say he doesn’t follow the traditions of his predecessors and is unorthodox in his methods. Riding his trusty reindeer skull motorbike Blitzkrieg, he is more content in drinking with his elves and rocking out into the early hours.
Description: BEARDED FOR YOUR PLEASURE is a fun vintage Christmas design featuring a jolly Santa Claus proudly showing off his legendary beard. The retro illustration includes a beard comb, beard oil, scissors, and classic holiday details, creating a playful barber-shop-inspired Christmas aesthetic. With its bold vintage typography, monochrome red-and-cream color palette, distressed texture, and nostalgic holiday artwork, this design is perfect for bearded men, Santa fans, beard lovers, barbers, and anyone who enjoys funny Christmas humor. A great choice for Christmas parties, holiday gatherings, Secret Santa gifts, or as a funny holiday gift for your bearded dad, husband, boyfriend, brother, friend, or barber.
Description: Sign Here - Billionaires Own You, Paperwork Included Every contract has a clause nobody reads. This Puff Sumo typographic design makes it the poster: BILLIONAIRES OWN YOU in monumental black capitals, then a tiny typewriter line underneath, TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY, like the legalese stapled to the back of your life. The scale contrast does the arguing. OWN YOU fills the page; the paperwork whispers. Sign here, initial here, give up your leverage there. Made for readers of liability waivers, renters, gig workers, and anyone who has ever signed first and read later. Billionaires own you, and it is legally binding in spirit. Giant type, tiny type, one clear message. Original design by Puff Sumo.
Description: Sign Here - Billionaires Own You, Paperwork Included (Dark Version) Every contract has a clause nobody reads. This Puff Sumo typographic design makes it the poster: BILLIONAIRES OWN YOU in monumental black capitals, then a tiny typewriter line underneath, TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY, like the legalese stapled to the back of your life. The scale contrast does the arguing. OWN YOU fills the page; the paperwork whispers. Sign here, initial here, give up your leverage there. Made for readers of liability waivers, renters, gig workers, and anyone who has ever signed first and read later. Billionaires own you, and it is legally binding in spirit. Giant type, tiny type, one clear message. Original design by Puff Sumo.
Description: Stand out from the crowd this holiday season with this incredibly cool and edgy alternative Christmas aesthetic graphic design. Featuring a highly detailed, high contrast retro illustration of a badass Santa Claus wearing dark aviator sunglasses, a classic red Santa hat, and a distressed dark jacket. With his majestic flowing white beard and hipster vibe, this striking artwork is the perfect statement piece for men, bikers, streetwear fans, and anyone who prefers their festive season with a bit of attitude. Whether you are searching for a unique and stylish graphic for a casual holiday party, a cool winter outfit for your boyfriend or husband, or a trendy alternative to a cheesy ugly sweater, this masterpiece delivers maximum style. Ditch t
Description: Julenissen [english: Santa Clause] Norway - designed in the official Norwegian flag colors red, white and blue. Designed and created in Norway by Norwegian designer. Buy your awesome Santa Clause t-shirts, Santa Clause hoodie and Santa Clause stickers - from the real Santa Clause from Norway. Be the Norwegian Julenisse with this Santa Clause design clothing and stickers. Text in Norwegian: Kjøp din julenisse t-skjorte og klær i dag. Enjoy fast delivery from teepublic on all Norwegian t-shirts, clothes and stickers.
