Clock Badge Humor Merch
Description: Clocked out for good! This retro 1970s badge graphic turns a broken alarm clock into a blooming flower pot inside a terracotta red and mustard yellow circular frame. Perfect for former workaholics embracing a life free of endless emails and early morning alarms.
Retired Workaholic Permanently Off The Clock Badge Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Masoki
$18 $24
Description: Retired from catching the early worm! This 1970s retro badge design features a vintage alarm clock hiding under a pillow, framed in sky blue and burnt orange. A perfect, hilarious graphic for former early birds who now embrace the glory of sleeping in.
Former Early Bird Snoozing Until Noon Vintage Badge Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Masoki
$18 $24
Description: 03:00, clock says it clearly, no emergency, no reason, just fully alert for absolutely no purpose. this cat didn't ask to be awake either, it just happens, every night, same time, no explanation offered. Because someone had to say it.
Wide Awake No Reason 3AM — Black Cat Yellow Eyes Clock Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Cutetopia Archive
$28 $35
Description: Officially declared "Waking Up Early" and learning to enjoy movement! This 1970s-style badge graphic depicts a flower-sprouting alarm clock inside a sky blue and burnt orange frame. Perfect for former slackers who are currently embracing active living one small step at a time.
Description: Five more minutes society, established snooze. A twin-bell alarm clock badge for members in good standing who have never once got up on the first ring. Funny gift for the late riser.
Five More Minutes Society Funny Snooze Button Sleep Lover Gift Baseball T-Shirt
by YS96
$19 $26
