Coffee Makes Merch
Description: Most drink coffee for the caffeine, others drink it to poo. Studies show that 3 out of 10 people have the urge to defecate after drinking their morning cup o joe. Coffee also promotes the release of gastrin, a hormone produced within the stomach and known to increase motor activity in the colon.
Description: In a crazy world we have to appreciate the little things, like coffee. Not that our love for coffee is little. Coffee lovers know that coffee is a huge deal. That morning coffee makes the world more livable. Enjoy your daily escape in the form of a warm, creamy, and rich beverage that warms your body and perks up the mind. Coffee addicts realize that caffeine is essential for life. ;)
Description: Coffee Brighten up your day and your wardrobe with this stylish, distressed typography design! Featuring a heavily textured white slab-serif font separated by clean, vibrant blue horizontal bars, this graphic displays the positive phrase, "Coffee Makes Everything Beautiful." It makes a perfect present or special surprise for your loved ones who rely on their daily morning caffeine fix, espresso shots, or warm lattes to see the world in a better light. Ideal for wearing to local coffee shops, cozy breakfast dates, or casual weekend hangouts!
Description: For the coffee lover who believes honesty is the best policy, this design says what half the planet is thinking and the other half is currently experiencing. Bold, dumb, relatable, and just classy enough to wear while holding a giant cup like it’s medicine. Cool fact: Coffee can stimulate colon activity in some people within minutes, and even decaf can have a similar effect.
Description: Funny sayings for coffee drinkers. Coffee lover design with a funny phrase that reads: Coffee makes me feel less murdery! Perfect gift idea for a coffee drinker, caffeine lover or a morning grouch. SHIRTBUBBLE Designs are perfect Christmas gifts, Birthday presents or anytime gifts for all. Also check out our phone cases, magnets, pillows, wall art, cool mugs, tshirts, other apparel, stickers, notebooks, tote bags and much more.
Description: A thoughtful chimpanzee resting its chin on its hand while enjoying a hot mug of coffee with the humorous quote "Coffee Makes Me Less Ape-ish." An ideal gift for coffee addicts, caffeine lovers, office coworkers, and animal humor fans!
Coffee Makes Me Less Apeish Chimpanzee Drinking Morning Coffee Graphic Design Pillow
by Apex Apparel Hub
$23 $28
Description: A vibrant and playful featuring the phrase "Coffee Makes Everything Possible" in a layered style. The word "Coffee" is shown on a green sign, with a gold border. Below, "Makes Everything" is in a blue rectangular block, and "Possible" is in script in gold. Set against a black background.
Description: We’ve all been there—that pre-caffeine state where the world is just a little too loud. This vintage-inspired design features a surprisingly zen Bigfoot (or Sasquatch, depending on who you ask) cradling a warm mug of joe while his forest friends—owls, foxes, and squirrels—keep a safe distance.
Description: An official chemical-dependency and behavioral-modification report, tracking the organic asset's strategic morning ingestion of a high-roast, dark liquid alkaloid solution for the explicit purpose of artificially stimulating their central nervous system and temporarily elevating their psychological patience metrics to acceptable maternal baseline levels.
