Comedy Saying Merch

Description: If the three stooges played lawyers, this would be their firm

Description: Two key things that Douglas Adams taught us in The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy are: 1. Don't Panic 2. Always Carry a Towel

Description: George Carlin Quote “They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!”

Description: It's a Dog Eat Dog World & I'm Wearing Milkbone Underwear

Description: George Carlin Quote. "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups". A classic quote from the legendary George Carlin.

Description: George Carlin Quote “They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!”

Description: Jackie Treehorn

Description: "If I'm Not Back In Five Minutes Just Wait Longer" Quote from the comedy movie Ace Ventura.

Description: That’s what – She: get this funny shirt right now!

Description: This outrageous design says, “If You Think My Attitude Stinks, You Should Smell My Underwear”—a crude, sarcastic punchline that brings the shock factor. Perfect for fans of gross-out humor and bold statement pieces that push the limit with a laugh.

Description: Capture a retro vibe with The Sandlot Squints. This eye-catching item showcases iconic imagery and offers a comfortable fit. Express your appreciation for a beloved movie with this unique piece.

Description: Buttfingerer

Description: Philosophy

Description: This hilarious design featuring the phrase "This Is Some Bullshit" is inspired by the popular TV show Resident Alien. Whether you're a fan of the show or just love to express your frustration with some humorous profanity, this design is sure to get a laugh from your friends and family. Made from high-quality materials, this design is available in a variety of products, including t-shirts, stickers, and more. Get your hands on this fun and irreverent Resident Alien design and show off your love for witty humor!

Description: Git Good Scrub is not just a hard fact, but the true path...

Description: "This House Has Sho' Gone Crazy" Three Stooges

Description: “Satan can't create anything not even blessings for his people" quote by Katt Williams

Description: George Carlin Quote. "“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.”. A classic quote from the legendary George Carlin.

Description: “Nobody knows why liars lie" quote by Katt Williams

Description: Derry Girls Quote

Description: Funny sarcastic quote about multitasking, perfect for coworkers, office humor lovers, and anyone who enjoys witty jokes about everyday distractions.

Description: Who Shit My Pants - Sarcasm Joke

Description: Mystery Men, 1999

Description: I can relate.

Description: Dave Chappelle Quote

Description: Companion Group Portrait Saying

Description: Classics live forever!

Description: Great conversation starter for introverts, coworkers, students, gamers, and lovers of dry humor.

Description: Exasperated Phone Call Refusal Saying Garment

Description: Character Portrait Pop Art Saying

Description: LGBT pride design. Humorous beer invitation. Celebrate community, cheers to tonight! Inclusive & playful graphic. Perfect for gatherings.

Description: I Don't Take Orders I Barely Take Suggestions

Description: Great conversation starter for introverts, sarcasm fans, coworkers, students, and lovers of quirky humor

Description: Get a kick out of this hilarious Chainsaw Saying design perfect for any nature lover. The unique graphic will surely spark conversation and bring a touch of humor to your ensemble. Show off your fun side with this Funny My Money Grows On Trees tee.

Description: “YI’m not fueled by alcohol, I’ve had a sip…less than you" quote by Katt Williams

Description: Lebowski