Constipation Merch

There's a fullness I feel in my heart for you...

There's a fullness I feel in my heart for you...

No poop much pain

Don't be like Constipation!

A time of excess often becomes a time of intense stomach cramps. There’s so much delicious food and drink around we more often than not feel the need to cram it all into our faces. It seems like a good idea at the time but an hour or so later, as you hold the twenty-fifth cranberry liqueur-infused indulgent chocolate to your mouth something rumbling inside tells you you’ve made a very grave mistake. Cue several fruitless journeys to the toilet. Sat there on your porcelain throne your mind tells you “Poop!” but your stomach replies with an emphatic “No!”. War ensues between brain and bum with you caught up in the middle.

Depicts the internal poisoning of the GOP because the bile that should be regularly expelled to keep the party functioning well – in the name of Donald Trump - is clogging the Party’s innards destroying the will and moral compass required to lead the nation and conduct themselves as citizens and patriots first, instead of partisan votes for hire From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Lovely retro advert

Still searching for IBS Awareness Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness IBS Warrior IBS Fighter designs? Make a statement with this Please Be Patient I Have Irritable Bowel Syndrome tee. Makes a great gift for IBS warrior or fighter in your life.

"An ancient Tibetan medicine for constipation" - Experience the colorful thrill of bungee jumping, a modern remedy for monotony.

Reassure all your friends that you are not having a stroke by letting them know you are just bustin' a grumpy.

A special version of the "loving kindness meditation"

When you gotta go you've gotta go. You have to answer the call of doody.

It happens? Yes it does! That’s a good thing when it happens at the right place and time! Help increase pelvic health awareness with this conversation starter shirt.

WAITING & READING...

Funny cannot poop!

i have a tummy ache but im being very brave possum

Are you feeling like a brave wolf despite a howling tummy ache? Our "I Have a Tummy Ache But I'm Being Very Brave" shirt is the perfect fit for you. Show off your alpha attitude while staying comfortable in this cozy and stylish tee. Order yours now and take on the day like a true alpha wolf!

rritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a common disorder that affects the large intestine. Signs and symptoms include cramping, abdominal pain, bloating, gas, and diarrhea or constipation, or both.

Reassure all your friends that you are not having a stroke by letting them know you are just bustin' a grumpy.

Vintage 'Bombs Away' advertisement

A funny coffee mug design featuring a constipated toad on the toilet drinking his coffee and hoping to cross the finish line.

Taxes can stress you out. And when you’re stressed you might not be as regular as…….. alright, you know what? Yes… this shirt is as dumb as it looks. It’s a juvenile pun on the TurboTax software. We’ll be honest, we phoned this one in. But if you chuckled at it or know someone who would, by all means, pick one up.