Cookie Thief Merch
Description: Once Phantom Bleu's calling card arrives, the jewel in question is already as good as gone! The once great Blue Cheese manor, deep in taste and a long history tracing back to the aging caves of old, fell from grace. From its remnants appeared one who always manages to captivate everyone's attention: Roguefort Cookie!
Description: Bring a little humor to your love of mysteries with this adorable “true crime” inspired design. A cute cartoon girl detective confidently cracks the case while a mischievous raccoon is caught red-handed after stealing cookies from the cookie jar. It’s a lighthearted twist on classic detective stories, perfect for anyone who enjoys cozy mysteries, playful crime humor, or fun graphic art. Featuring the text: “True Crime is my therapy The Suspect Has Been Identified,” this design blends sweet cartoon style with witty storytelling. Great for true crime fans, cookie lovers, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh over a fictional “case solved” moment. Ideal for casual wear, gifts, or anyone who believes every snack thief deserves justice.
Description: A funny mischievous raccoon design featuring a guilty-looking trash panda covered in colorful paint, holding up its paws with a bitten cookie and the playful quote “Trust Me, I Didn’t Do It.” Perfect for raccoon lovers, animal humor fans, cookie lovers, sarcastic quote fans, wildlife lovers, and anyone who enjoys chaotic cute critter energy. A great gift idea for birthdays, casual wear, funny animal lovers, snack fans, and people who definitely did not do it.
Description: Christmas: Where ‘festive cheer’ clashes with ‘Grinch mode activated’! For ugly sweater warriors, cookie thieves, and Santas exhausted by elf-drama. Whether you’re a wrapping-fail survivor or just here for the mulled wine, this design is your holiday mood. #NaughtyListPride #TreeTrimmingChaos
Description: A watchful orange tabby guards a chocolate chip cookie beneath the bold phrase “No Crumb Goes Unnoticed.” This playful feline food design captures the serious determination of a snack-obsessed cat, making it a fun choice for cat lovers, cookie fans, and anyone familiar with a pet who monitors every bite.
Description: Christmas: Where ‘festive cheer’ clashes with ‘Grinch mode activated’! For ugly sweater warriors, cookie thieves, and Santas exhausted by elf-drama. Whether you’re a wrapping-fail survivor or just here for the mulled wine, this design is your holiday mood. #NaughtyListPride #TreeTrimmingChaos
Description: Christmas: Where ‘festive cheer’ clashes with ‘Grinch mode activated’! For ugly sweater warriors, cookie thieves, and Santas exhausted by elf-drama. Whether you’re a wrapping-fail survivor or just here for the mulled wine, this design is your holiday mood. #NaughtyListPride #TreeTrimmingChaos
Description: A playful Christmas design featuring a mischievous cartoon dog in a Santa hat caught red-pawed with a cookie in its mouth. Surrounded by scattered cookies and a tipped glass of milk, this festive illustration oozes holiday humor and charm. Perfect for fans of funny dog art, holiday mischief, and adorable pet characters, this design captures the spirit of a naughty but lovable pup during Christmas time.
