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Doomer and Doomer Girl is a character that is typically characterized as an early 20's male/female who suffers from depression and has a bleak outlook on the world, in contrast to the 30 Year-Old Boomer or Bloomer.

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Shroomjak or Mushroom Wojak is a variation of the base Wojak character that resembles a mushroom, adorned with a smiling face.

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Bloomer is a character which represents a person with a highly optimistic outlook on life and a go-getter attitude, usually in their late 20s. The character is often used in contrast to Doomer as an example of a person who moved past an unhealthy lifestyle and depressed state by learning to love and accept themselves and finding motivation.

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