Crayon Eater Merch
Description: As a woman and artist engaged to my beloved Veteran Marine in my life, I hear all about various forms of military humor through him - the biggest one referring to “Crayon Eaters” … as an artist my imagination can take his descriptions and create the most literal variations of them - hence my Bulldog Marine Devil Dogs + Crayons… I hope you LOVE it and plan to share it with your beloved [and much respected] Marine Corps counterpart, wife, son, husband, uncle, aunt, niece, daughter, grandparent …whatever the case may be. If you’re the Marine, thank you for your service and Semper Fi!!!!
Description: As a woman and artist engaged to my beloved Veteran Marine in my life, I hear all about various forms of military humor through him - the biggest one referring to “Crayon Eaters” … as an artist my imagination can take his descriptions and create the most literal variations of them - hence my Bulldog Marine Devil Dogs + Crayons… I hope you LOVE it and plan to share it with your beloved [and much respected] Marine Corps counterpart, wife, son, husband, uncle, aunt, niece, daughter, grandparent …whatever the case may be. If you’re the Marine, thank you for your service and Semper Fi!!!!
Description: As a woman and artist engaged to my beloved Veteran Marine in my life, I hear all about various forms of military humor through him - the biggest one referring to “Crayon Eaters” … as an artist my imagination can take his descriptions and create the most literal variations of them - hence my Bulldog Marine Devil Dogs + Crayons… I hope you LOVE it and plan to share it with your beloved [and much respected] Marine Corps counterpart, wife, son, husband, uncle, aunt, niece, daughter, grandparent …whatever the case may be. If you’re the Marine, thank you for your service and Semper Fi!!!!
NEWEST Semper Fi Marine Corps Crayon Eater For Life, full color T-Shirt Kids Hoodie
by SharkasmStickers
$36
Description: As a woman and artist engaged to my beloved Veteran Marine in my life, I hear all about various forms of military humor through him - the biggest one referring to “Crayon Eaters” … as an artist my imagination can take his descriptions and create the most literal variations of them - hence my Bulldog Marine Devil Dogs + Crayons… I hope you LOVE it and plan to share it with your beloved [and much respected] Marine Corps counterpart, wife, son, husband, uncle, aunt, niece, daughter, grandparent …whatever the case may be. If you’re the Marine, thank you for your service and Semper Fi!!!!
Description: As a woman and artist engaged to my beloved Veteran Marine in my life, I hear all about various forms of military humor through him - the biggest one referring to “Crayon Eaters” … as an artist my imagination can take his descriptions and create the most literal variations of them - hence my Bulldog Marine Devil Dogs + Crayons… I hope you LOVE it and plan to share it with your beloved [and much respected] Marine Corps counterpart, wife, son, husband, uncle, aunt, niece, daughter, grandparent …whatever the case may be. If you’re the Marine, thank you for your service and Semper Fi!!!!
Crayon Eater Favorite Flavor is Orange Devil Dog USMC Humor Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by SharkasmStickers
$24
Description: As a woman and artist engaged to my beloved Veteran Marine in my life, I hear all about various forms of military humor through him - the biggest one referring to “Crayon Eaters” … as an artist my imagination can take his descriptions and create the most literal variations of them - hence my Bulldog Marine Devil Dogs + Crayons… I hope you LOVE it and plan to share it with your beloved [and much respected] Marine Corps counterpart, wife, son, husband, uncle, aunt, niece, daughter, grandparent …whatever the case may be. If you’re the Marine, thank you for your service and Semper Fi!!!!
Description: A tough bulldog soldier “fuelled by crayons” — classic barracks humor for service members and vets. This funny military design shows a geared-up bulldog carrying a giant crayon; it prints clean on dark or light apparel and makes a great gift for veterans, active duty, families, and anyone who loves tongue-in-cheek soldier jokes.
Description: A funny and bold bulldog design featuring a playful pup chomping on a crayon with colorful cartoon energy. Perfect for boys, kids, military families, dog lovers, and anyone who enjoys lighthearted meme humor with a tough-cute twist. A fun gift idea for birthdays, family gatherings, casual outfits, or everyday wear for fans of goofy bulldog art.
Description: A tough bulldog soldier “fuelled by crayons” — a playful nod to classic military humor. This funny veteran design features a cartoon bulldog in gear carrying a giant crayon, perfect for service members, vets, families, and anyone who enjoys barracks jokes. Prints clean on dark or light apparel and makes a great gift for graduations, deployments, or everyday laughs.
Description: Show your humorous side with this Funny Crayon Eater I'M Not A Marine Military Corps Soldier shirt. Perfect for those who love to add a touch of fun to their wardrobe, this shirt is sure to bring a smile to your face. Stand out from the crowd and show off your quirky personality with this unique design.
Description: As a woman and artist with a Veteran Marine beloved in my life, I hear all about various forms of military humor through him - the biggest one referring to “Crayon Eaters” … as an artist my imagination can take his descriptions and create the most literal variations of them - hence my Bulldog Marine Devil Dogs + Crayons (lovingly re-dubbed Krayums) … I hope you LOVE it and plan to share it with your beloved [and much respected] Marine Corps counterpart, wife, son, husband, uncle, aunt, niece, daughter, grandparent …whatever the case may be. If you’re the Marine, thank you for your service and Semper Fi!!!!
Funny CRAYON EATER Military Corps Proud Grunt Soldier Family Baseball T-Shirt
by Together in Color
$26
Description: As a woman and artist with a Veteran Marine beloved in my life, I hear all about various forms of military humor through him - the biggest one referring to “Crayon Eaters” … as an artist my imagination can take his descriptions and create the most literal variations of them - hence my Bulldog Marine Devil Dogs + Crayons (lovingly re-dubbed Krayums) … I hope you LOVE it and plan to share it with your beloved [and much respected] Marine Corps counterpart, wife, son, husband, uncle, aunt, niece, daughter, grandparent …whatever the case may be. If you’re the Marine, thank you for your service and Semper Fi!!!! I am working in licensing to reproduce the EGA, digital camo and Semper Fi protected under USMC Copyrights/trademarks.
