Crazy Ralph Merch

The original harbinger of doom, Crazy Ralph, tried his best to warn two groups of counselors. But did they listen and avoid the wrath of the Voorhees family? Nnnnnoooooooooooo!

I'm the messenger of God! You're doomed if you stay here! This place is cursed. Cursed! It's got a death curse. You're doomed! You're all doomed! - Crazy Ralph

You're Doomed...Doomed!

You're Doomed

You're doomed! You're all Dooooomed! Better listen to the guy. Ralph might be a little crazy but he's right about "Camp Blood!" Ever since a little boy drowned there, Crystal Lake has had a death curse! Anyone who dares stay there is "Dooooomed!"

Crazy Ralph aka the late Walt Gorney, warning Camp Crystal Lake councellors that they are DOOMED! Well, he tried....

I'm the messenger of God! You're doomed if you stay here! This place is cursed. Cursed! It's got a death curse. You're doomed! You're all doomed! - Crazy Ralph

CRAZY RALPH DOOMED!

A really, really obscure reference from Hysterical