A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Crewneck Sweatshirts

You'll shoot your eye out!

The film is presented in a series of vignettes, with narration provided by the adult Ralphie Parker reminiscing on one particular Christmas when he was nine years old. Ralphie wanted only one thing that Christmas: a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle. Ralphie's desire is rejected by his mother, his teacher Miss Shields, and even a Santa Claus at Higbee's department store, all giving him the same warning: "You'll shoot your eye out."

A CHRISTMAS STORY LAMP

It's a major award!

It's a major award!

Remember Christmas Story and the famous Leg lamp? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

A box came in recently that said FRA-GEE-LAY (must be italian). It must be that major award I won!

Remember Christmas Story and the famous Leg lamp? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Knit Pattern

A Christmas Story Tribute

Now you too can show the results of your 'Mind Powers' with this Major Award design. Celebrating one of the Greatest Christmas Movies ever, and the Old Man's most prized possession. Makes the perfect Christmas Gift!

It must be italian!

Ralph wants you to wear it.

None of these are as bad as to what will come, so he thinks

The time Aunt Clara turned Jack Skellington into a deranged Easter bunny

Bunny Suit

If you know, you know.

It's a major award!

It's a Major Award Goo Parody

Sketch of famous leg lamp from classic Christmas film.

Oh, fudge! You got a flat? No worries. Ralphie will get you back on the road again. His dad was an Oldsmobile man and taught him everything he knows. Just don’t drop the lugnuts!

A Christmas Story Tribute

If Higbee thinks I'm working one minute past 9:00, he can kiss my foot!

A Christmas Story Tribute

A Christmas Story Tribute

"Not a finga!"

A Christmas Story... A classic holiday movie, but every Clevelander knows, it's about the Land.

A Christmas story

Sonsabitches.....Bumpuses!

Character designs based on the Christmas classic film "A Christmas Story".

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.

A Christmas Story Leg Lamp

This was the restaurant the Parkers went to eat their Christmas turkey. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

The orginial ad for the red ryder cowboy carbine BB rifle from the famous Christmas movie from the 80's.