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The United States Department of Mechanized Avian Surveillance is the government agency responsible for replacing every single living bird with robotic replicas for the sole purpose of tracking private citizens. Birds aren't real man! Wake up!

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I Wanna Be Where The People Aren't T-Shirt. Funny Vacation Holiday Beach style shirt featuring funny sassy sarcastic joke saying for introverts everywhere. Do you want to be where the people aren't? then this is the shirt for you! Isolation, peace and quiet is the name of the game. Original 'I Wanna Be Where The People Aren't' Artwork design in classic beach style. Hilarious pop culture shirt for people who would rather be on the beach with a drink.

Earth is not flat, Vaccines work, We've been to the moon, Chemtrails aren't a thing, Climate change is real, Stand up for science, Universe is expanding, Nuclear power is safe

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A gift for Persian cat lovers. This design depicts the face of a Persian cat. Do you love cats? Are you a cat lady? Don't miss out on this design. Fill your home with fantastic kittens.

This hilarious gamer design is perfect for all the console and PC gamers out there who care about graphics and prefer your own rig to the outdoors! Anyone who appreciates the graphics of their custom build computer or laptop will appreciate this joke! If you're looking for the perfect present to give your loved one who loves gaming, you've found it! This is the perfect gamer design for all the gaming nerds out there to be starstruck over!

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Let everyone know how edgy you are and that you’re wise to the plot. Celebrate Birds Aren't Real Movement with this Vintage Graphic tee. Great fit for all you so you can confront all of your family and friends when they try to spread Conspiracy Theories.

"The best shower curtain rings in the world." Since 1987

I trust the government, but they don't trust me.

Pants Busters T-Shirt. Funny No Pants Anti-Pants Shirt for anti-pants loversa and no pants fans everywhere. Original Pants Busters Shirt Design featuring anti-pants artwork.

What if someone called the Ghostbusters on Eric Draven?

A funny Shirt for every DJ wich knows how to get the people into the grove.

The Podcast art for the Quirky Voices award winning audio comedy - Rosa Kranz and Gilda Stern Aren’t Dead

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"The best shower curtain rings in the world." Since 1987

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Best in the world. Hand made. Shermer, IL 1987

A trending design for conspiracy theorists.

Snowman aren't Forever, But Their Memories are - Funny Snowman

Potatoes Make French Fries And Chips, It’s Like Other Vegetables Aren’t Even Trying

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Don't you ever trust them!

The "Birds Aren't Real" typography design is a witty and satirical concept that playfully suggests that birds are actually surveillance drones. This design is perfect for individuals with a keen sense of humor, conspiracy theory enthusiasts, or those who appreciate clever and ironic statements. It's an ideal gift choice for anyone looking to add a touch of humor and intrigue to their wardrobe, sparking conversations and laughter wherever they go.

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Simple white letters on black background: "Opinions aren't for facts." Because apparently, there are millions of people who don't know that. FFS, someone's human rights are not on the same level as whether you prefer coffee or tea.

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

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Make pads and tampons free! Periods aren’t a luxury!

This is no conspiracy theory. Surveillance Drone and Robotic Replica Awareness is a cause I cannot support enough. The government has replaced every living bird with robotic replicas that function as surveillance drones to keep tabs on the citizenry. Birds are always watching. Stay vigilant!