Battle Of Wits Crewneck Sweatshirts

You can't fight the unarmed. Plus, is there anything better than a Shakespearean insult?? (All rise + inspire designs copyrighted by Whitney Parker Scully.)

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I WOULD CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS, BUT I SEE THAT YOU ARE UNARMED!

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.

I Would Challenge You To a Battle of Wits, But I See You Are Unarmed - William Shakespeare

A funny, sarcastic design for fun.

A great sarcastic design.

Do you love the works of William Shakespeare? Are you always quoting lines for his plays? Sounds like you need to purchase this I would challenge you to a battle of wits but see you are unarmed t-shirt or hoodie for your next theatre night out. This Funny William Shakespeare Battle of Wits design makes a great gift for friends and family.

For the self proclaimed expert or know it all in your life, gifts for men and women who love sarcasm or have a dry humour / humor. Get it as a gift for your teacher, your best friend, neighbour, husband, wife, daughter, son, daughter, girlfriend, boyfriend .... you get the idea

I’D LOVE TO HAVE A BATTLE OF WITS WITH YOU BUT YOU APEAR UNARMED

Being smart is an incredible thing. If you are an intelligent person or want to gift someone who has an intellect as developed as yours, this is a great product.

Step into the realm of intellectual supremacy with this proclamation: "I Refuse to Engage in a Battle of Wits with an Unarmed Person." This garment is more than mere attire; it's a manifesto of mental prowess. Let the world witness your wit, your sharpness cutting through the mundane. No mere mortals lacking in mental arms can stand against the force of your intellect. Wear this declaration with pride, a symbol of your readiness for intellectual sparring. Engage cautiously, for this is not for the faint-hearted—it's a garment for those who appreciate the art of verbal jousting with a well-armed mind.

I Would Challenge You To A BATTLE OF WITS But I See You Are Unarmed

I Would Challenge You To A BATTLE OF WITS But I See You Are Unarmed

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I Would Challenge You To a Battle of Wits, But I See You Are Unarmed