Crit Fail Crewneck Sweatshirts

"You're such a hippo crit," she sneered, as his ray gun exploded in his face.

"You're acting like a hippo crit," he groaned, as her fireball set his wizard's cloak on fire.

This funny D&D design pokes fun at bad crit fails.

"This is How I Roll (Crit Fail)", fun saying. Part of the D20 series

Well... At least you tried.

Guess I’ll die. Sometimes the dice are against you, even when you’re up against some of the weirder monsters in the game. You can whine about it, or you can own it! Just like you can own this T-shirt.

I hope Frankie approves

Sometimes the D20 Gods decide to give us a Nat 1 and sometimes it ends in a TPK but hey.... it makes for a really great story to share lol

This is fine. Nat 1 Critical Fail DnD Inspired t-shirt.

Another epic fail!

You and your friends have decided to play a nice fantasy tabletop role-playing game together. You roll up characters, come up with a great story and then what? Are you going to play it safe in a game where you fight dragons and traverse dungeons? Heck no! You ROLL FAST, you CRIT HARD and you pray to your gods that you leave a GOOD LOOKING CHARACTER SHEET!

We all make mistakes, it's just part of life.

Dungeon Master, Fighter, Wizard, Paladin, Rogue, Ranger, Cleric, Barbarian or any other class don't miss this funny death defying design. Role-playing table top design features skull and die on a 1 crit failure roll.

Sometimes the dice just fall in your favour!

We all make mistakes, and sometimes our friends are there to see them.

When you get a crit roll, just not the one you wanted!

I hope Frankie approves

For all the stealth checks, attack rolls, and all the sensitive rolls that turned up a natural 1.

D20 Polyhedral Dice Critical Fail Dungeon Master Gift

Oh Yeah! Criticaaal Hit Man!

A natural 1 oh no!

The worst rolls usually do make for the best stories. Those epic moments that need to be shared. Roll that natural one and accept the critical failure for what it is... a gift. There are a few versions of this one with a different colored die.

I've been rolling real poorly lately, my poor little wizard can't land a spell :(

Some people seem to have all the bad luck, if you seem to get more crit fails than crit successes, this design is for you.

Story of my life.

Some people seem to have all the bad luck, if you seem to get more crit fails than crit successes, this design is for you.

TFW you roll a nat 1

Death metal music playing

Sometimes it happens.. everything is going great.. and then.. BAM! Crit Fail! Why??

This is fine. Nat 1 Critical Fail DnD inpired t-shirt

Bloodless? Feeling a bit woozy? Notes: Character may suffer from -1 to Attack Rolls, Saving Throws, and most Ability Checks. But it's worth it, isn't it darling? Here's my own rendition of the logo in a crisp design (t-shirts have Feels Woozy on the back). Show your love for your favorite vampire! Please check the other listing for a larger sized bloodless logo (this was designed in photoshop, btw!).

We've all been there... you spend everyone else's turn thinking of how to defeat that Big Baddie then when it's your turn... you roll a Nat 1. A Crit Fail. The pain. The Agony. DnD hurts man lol.