Dan Aykroyd The Coneheads Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Coneheads

"Open wider, if you can."

They come in peace! Check out this awesome new design.

The Great Outdoors - Dan Aykroyd and John Candy

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The Coneheads are natives of the planet Remulak, stranded on Earth. Their distinguishing feature is the tops of their heads, shaped like large, bald cones. The father's name is Beldar; his wife is Prymaat, and their teenage daughter is Connie. Beldar and Prymaat sometimes use the pseudonyms Fred and Joyce. Beldar states his occupation as "timekeeper of Remulak"; this means he is a spy tasked with alerting his home planet to the optimum time for an invasion of Earth, which he fails to do. Connie is assimilating with Earthlings through association with her peers at school, and some family stress is caused by her desire to live as a typical Earth teenager. Beldar gives his family a cover story to explain their strange behavior by saying that.

The blues mobile

Celebrate your favorite musical comedy with

Minimalist design.

Blues Brothers

Cool Tee for Blues Brothers fans. Original Artwork

Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

The Blues Brothers went on a mission from God. It's only fitting that they got their own stained glass window.

Yeah, we're the good ol' blues brothers boys...

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank, half pack of cigarettes, it’s dark out and we’re wearing sunglasses.

On a Mission from God

3-way mashup of Hannibal Lecter as Dan Aykroyd as Julia Child

Bustin' makes me feel good GHOST

Quotes from Ghostbusters

The Blues Brothers is a top ten 80's movie in my book.

The bald headed bear of Claire County

The perfect vehicle for a mission from God!

Trading Places - Alternative Movie Poster

“Sometimes I feel I’ve got to ACK ACK get away, I’ve got to ACK ACK get away.” All the sexy Remulakians will be after your cone when they see you wearing this fine garment. Show that you can stay cool and collected in the face of garthokian adversity, and win the praise of the High Master!

Rock the plate that rocked Chicago. Now you can be the 1974 Dodge Monaco Bluesmobile.

They're on a mission from god! Original Artwork

The Blues Brothers Quote

Print for the front and back

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The Gost Tell ya Something

The Blues Brothers are a fictitious American blues and soul revue band founded in 1978 by comedians Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi, who met and began collaborating as original cast members of Saturday Night Live.

Ah...My most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great.

The Blues Brothers is a top ten 80's movie in my book.