Database Crewneck Sweatshirts
Description: A Christmas themed computer script. The design features a computer screen displaying Santa in his sleigh, with the text below: "He's making a database. He's sorting it twice. SELECT * FROM CONTACTS WHERE BEHAVIOUIE = \"NICE\" SQL CLAFIR IS BRINGING THE PRESTES". The top and bottom are bordered with Christmas trees and snowflakes.
Description: PostgreSQL, also known as Postgres, is a free and open-source relational database management system emphasizing extensibility and SQL compliance. It was originally named POSTGRES, referring to its origins as a successor to the Ingres database developed at the University of California, Berkeley.
Description: A bold statement is centered on a background: "Why was the database always invited to Christmas parties? Because it could bring all the the tables together together with just one JOIN!" A Christmas tree icon sits above the text, while a reindeer icon is below. The graphic has a joke theme.
Retro Stripes Funny Data - That Wasn’t Very Data-driven Of You Crewneck Sweatshirt
by graphityaalalay
$35
Description: A black background with a repeating pattern of green Christmas trees, white snowflakes, and a zigzag border. Large white text states "HE'S MAKING A DATABASE. HE'S SORTING IT TWICE: SELECT * FROM CONTACTS WHERE BEHAVIOE = 'NICE'; SQL CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN!". To the right is a white computer monitor displaying Santa Claus.
Description: If you are a programmer, computer science student, cs major or software developer, then this funny programmer gift shirt for software engineers is for you. The SQL t-shirt also makes a great christmas gift for a cs student, DBA or computer science major. Funny SQL Programmer T-Shirt Database Christmas Admin DBA features a unique design and let's you hop onto the statement fashion trend. Wear the xmas SQL query coding t-shirt as a database administrator. The database tee for a db developer always fits.
Description: Error 404 Dad Joke Database. For the software engineer dad who delights in clever tech themed dad jokes, this design speaks his language. Featuring a retro 8 bit pixel art graphic with a witty ERROR 404 JOKE NOT FOUND DAD A BASE quote, it is perfect for the IT professional or computer enthusiast with a nostalgic sense of humor. A fantastic choice for Father Day, a birthday, or just everyday wear for the proud tech dad.
Description: For coders who wish adulthood came with a rollback command, this funny SQL-inspired shirt mixes developer humor with painfully relatable adult life struggles. A perfect gift for programmers, DBAs, computer science students, and tech workers surviving on caffeine and sarcasm.
Funny SQL Rollback Adulthood Shirt for Coders and Tech Nerds Crewneck Sweatshirt
by PassionWearCo
$35
That Wasn’t Very Data-driven Of You Retro - Funny Saying Gift - Data Crewneck Sweatshirt
by graphityaalalay
$35
Description: A 16-bit pixel art orange cat wearing an "INTERN" nametag, looking terrified at a retro computer screen displaying a "DATABASE DELETION WARNING." Featuring the text "DAY ONE: MISTAKES WERE MADE," this design perfectly captures the anxiety of junior developers and the classic nightmare of accidentally dropping production tables!
Description: A black background displays text and graphics related to data architecture. At the top, arched blue text reads 'I'M A DATA ARCHITECT'. Below this, a graphic of stacked databases with a central cogwheel is depicted. The bottom features white text stating 'I SOLVE PROBLEMS YOU DON'T KNOW YOU HAVE IN A WAY YOU DON'T UNDERSON'T'.
Description: This design is for dads and computer enthusiasts who love puns and retro technology. I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad-A-Base is a funny design combining father humor with vintage computing.
I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad-A-Base Funny Dad Pun Retro Computer Crewneck Sweatshirt
by stars-art
$28 $35
Description: Show off your coding skills and your terrible sense of humor all at once. This nerdy design features a classic retro server cylinder icon with the text "I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Database". Perfect for programmers, software engineers, database administrators, and tech-savvy fathers. An awesome gift for Father's Day, IT professionals, or computer science students.
