Database Tank Tops
Description: A Christmas themed computer script. The design features a computer screen displaying Santa in his sleigh, with the text below: "He's making a database. He's sorting it twice. SELECT * FROM CONTACTS WHERE BEHAVIOUIE = \"NICE\" SQL CLAFIR IS BRINGING THE PRESTES". The top and bottom are bordered with Christmas trees and snowflakes.
Description: PostgreSQL, also known as Postgres, is a free and open-source relational database management system emphasizing extensibility and SQL compliance. It was originally named POSTGRES, referring to its origins as a successor to the Ingres database developed at the University of California, Berkeley.
Description: A bold statement is centered on a background: "Why was the database always invited to Christmas parties? Because it could bring all the the tables together together with just one JOIN!" A Christmas tree icon sits above the text, while a reindeer icon is below. The graphic has a joke theme.
Why was the database always invited to Christmas parties Text With Christmas Tree and Reindeer Tank Top
by Chacha Story Planets
$21
Description: A black background with a repeating pattern of green Christmas trees, white snowflakes, and a zigzag border. Large white text states "HE'S MAKING A DATABASE. HE'S SORTING IT TWICE: SELECT * FROM CONTACTS WHERE BEHAVIOE = 'NICE'; SQL CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN!". To the right is a white computer monitor displaying Santa Claus.
He's Making A Database He's Sorting It Twice SQL Clause Is Coming To Town Computer Santa Tank Top
by Studio Design Veca
$21
Description: If you are a programmer, computer science student, cs major or software developer, then this funny programmer gift shirt for software engineers is for you. The SQL t-shirt also makes a great christmas gift for a cs student, DBA or computer science major. Funny SQL Programmer T-Shirt Database Christmas Admin DBA features a unique design and let's you hop onto the statement fashion trend. Wear the xmas SQL query coding t-shirt as a database administrator. The database tee for a db developer always fits.
Description: Error 404 Dad Joke Database. For the software engineer dad who delights in clever tech themed dad jokes, this design speaks his language. Featuring a retro 8 bit pixel art graphic with a witty ERROR 404 JOKE NOT FOUND DAD A BASE quote, it is perfect for the IT professional or computer enthusiast with a nostalgic sense of humor. A fantastic choice for Father Day, a birthday, or just everyday wear for the proud tech dad.
That Wasn’t Very Data-driven Of You Retro - Funny Saying Gift - Data Tank Top
by graphityaalalay
$21
Description: A 16-bit pixel art orange cat wearing an "INTERN" nametag, looking terrified at a retro computer screen displaying a "DATABASE DELETION WARNING." Featuring the text "DAY ONE: MISTAKES WERE MADE," this design perfectly captures the anxiety of junior developers and the classic nightmare of accidentally dropping production tables!
I'm Retired My Only Boss Is My Query Database Sql Tank Top
by Ozoluxe
$16 $21
Description: A black background displays text and graphics related to data architecture. At the top, arched blue text reads 'I'M A DATA ARCHITECT'. Below this, a graphic of stacked databases with a central cogwheel is depicted. The bottom features white text stating 'I SOLVE PROBLEMS YOU DON'T KNOW YOU HAVE IN A WAY YOU DON'T UNDERSON'T'.
Description: Show off your coding skills and your terrible sense of humor all at once. This nerdy design features a classic retro server cylinder icon with the text "I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Database". Perfect for programmers, software engineers, database administrators, and tech-savvy fathers. An awesome gift for Father's Day, IT professionals, or computer science students.
