Death Metal Satire Crewneck Sweatshirts

You're off at 6 but you slam it at 11.

Unleash a dose of unexpected joy with our "Grim Reaper Riding Unicorn - Funny Rainbow Clouds Death Metal" design. This hilarious mashup takes the ominous Grim Reaper and places him atop a vibrant unicorn amidst a backdrop of colorful rainbows and clouds. It's the perfect satirical twist on the heavy death metal theme, offering a splash of whimsy and humor. Ideal for music lovers with a taste for the unique, this design is a cheerful nod to rock and fantasy combined. Whether it's a gift for a metalhead with a sense of humor or a treat for yourself, this design promises to be a conversation starter!

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Can't pick a band tee? Want to wear one but don't wanna seem like a poser? Either way, this is the generic, barely legible death metal band logo for you! Also available in white.

whall of death

Can't pick a band tee? Want to wear one but don't wanna seem like a poser? Either way, this is the generic, barely legible death metal band logo for you! Also available in black.

Meaningless Screaming official word logo in black

A heavy metal band parody design by Uncouth

Birds have never looked so devilish. Show everyone you're a very serious SILLY GOOSE with this metal-inspired logo design!

One of two official logos for Meaningless Screaming Merchandising

BLACK METAL ABRAHAM LINCOLN TEES AVAILABLE

The most metal day of music class

It is time to Make America Metal Again.

Currents are stronger than undertows, coward.

Yip yip you, yip yip me