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He's the best damn "cooler" in the business. What he says, goes. All you have to do is follow three simple rules. It's his way or the highway! Remember, it's nothing personal. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

Vote Giant Douche for school mascot!

Dalton's the best damn "cooler" in the business. It's his way or the highway! What he says, goes. All you have to do is follow three simple rules. The most important of which is "Be Nice!" Remember, it's nothing personal. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

Dalton's the best damn "cooler" in the business. It's his way or the highway! What he says, goes. All you have to do is follow three simple rules. The most important of which is "Be Nice!" Remember, it's nothing personal. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

There's always one jackass at the gym who needs attention.

OH JEEZ !

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Elect Turd Sandwich for school mascot!

He'll give it to you straight. "It's My Way or the Highway!", he'll say. So, if anybody that wants to walk, do it now! Dalton's the best damn "cooler" in the business. What he says, goes. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

I voted Turd Sandwich

Show your fun sides with this shirt featuring Crazy Ira and the Douche from Parks and Recreation!

Sometimes words in French sound like words in English.

Banks really are the bad guys. Deustche Bank.

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He's the best damn "cooler" in the business. What he says, goes. All you have to do is follow three simple rules. It's his way or the highway! Remember, it's nothing personal. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

He'll give it to you straight. "It's My Way or the Highway!", he'll say. So, if anybody that wants to walk, do it now! Dalton's the best damn "cooler" in the business. What he says, goes. Just watch his back and take out the trash.

Out is cold, and not fun at all. Stop Brexit.

Elon Musk bought Twitter and showed the world who he really was... a douche bag.

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Yep, I'm a Total D-Bag!

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Fuck that guy

Donald Trump IL DOUCHE

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The ultimate American embarrassment...

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