Grow A Pear Crewneck Sweatshirts

grow a pear! or a pair. of pears.

Grow A Pear or Grow A Pair, you decide.

Is it a pun or is it a pear-ody?

Man up, and grab life by the fruit!

Funny fruit pun

Do you live or work with a few folks that need to "Man Up" or get some kind of motivation to grow or make some decisions, etc.? Well, here is a funny subtle hint for them. A great gift idea for someone you care about that needs that little extra something.

Act like a fruit, for god's sake.

Funny statement design that says grow a pear.

Grow A Pear

Just for fun I figured, meh, why not lol.

Pear

Grow A Pair

Cupid's all out of arrows! So he's giving out free advice instead. To all you lovely single folks out there who are too shy to approach that cutie you've had your eyes on, Cupid says: 'Grow a pear!'

Grow a pear

Don't be scared, just grow a pear! Funny gardener gift for those who won't put up with timid, indecisive fruit trees!

funny design

Grow A Pair

Simple white letters on black background: "Grow a pear." Go on, grow a pear. They're tasty and full of fiber so you'll be happy you did. And don't let anyone tell you how to be a man.