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Ask the big questions with this funny / dark tee

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” ― George Carlin

Some good advice this turned out to be.

Sarcastic Quote I Used To Be A People Person

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Drugs: Winner Of The War On Drugs T-Shirt. funny drugs Shirt for drugs, war on drugs fighters and dank weed fans everywhere. Original Drugs: Winner Of The War On Drugs Shirt Design featuring funny drug artwork.

Save the drama for your Brahma

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye--or an i, the imaginary number missing from this equation gone wrong. The perfect gift for math teachers, or for anyone who enjoys a geeky pun.

Funny headache quote.

Sarcastic Humor That Awkward Moment

Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven

Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself It's Not Worth Jail Funny Sarcastic Tee Shirt

I'm sure everything will work out!

We all know the line, "YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS". Classic distressed vintage original by TeeCreations.

She is his lobster too!

Some holy smack talk for you all...

WTF

As though they wish to see a glimpse of what the heat would be like Hades, old folks move to Florida in their retirement years. They have air-conditioning, but rarely use it. They eat dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon and squabble amongst themselves. And when their kids come to visit, they lay out the sofa bed with the annoying bar running down the centre of the mattress, denying any living thing a good night's sleep.

Sarcastic Collection!

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

Have a great conversation with short people without ever saying a word, all thanks to TextyTeez Wear Words!

Maybe not the first, maybe not the second, but I'm trying my best

Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?

Inspired by the funny and creepy TV show What We Do In The Shadows

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to a club that will accept me as a member.

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part - funny sayings

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It

Your effort counts!

Wise words (somewhat) passed down from father to son. Take yourself back to a simpler time brought to you by a true comedy legend!

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

Some People Need A High Five Sarcastic

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!