Inaccurate Crewneck Sweatshirts

Inaccurate (In-Ac-Cu-Ra-Te) Spelled with Periodic Elements! Our original Periodic-Tees Elements design. This high-energy tee contains elements Indium, Actinium, Copper, Radium, and Tellurium!

Honor the fake Presidents of the United States of America, from Washington to Roof.

When I was a kid, I had a mountain of these dinosaur toys that were big heaping lies. Things were all wrong, but a big purple upright terrible lizard was my personal truth.

Who better to hold science accountable for its misdeeds than the greatest monster that never existed. This is what I was led to believe for how many decades to be the truth, and now you want to change all that? Not that easy, pal.

watercolour self-portrait

Not very accurate or precise, but it's such a beautiful pattern. At least, that's written in it.

As more concerned parents learn about transgenderism, critical race theory, and the 1619 project; the horribly fictitious, un-American and diabolical garbage that their school boards have allowed into their children's curriculum, quite a few school board meetings have become openly hostile battlegrounds, as parents demand answers. And more of those parents are running for open school board positions to change things.

"It must be true, I read it on the internet" slogan

"It must be true, I read it on the internet" slogan

White filled letters shaded with gray, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG I SAW HOW TO DO IT ON THE INTERNET. Just because you see it online does not make it factual, whether it be news, instructions, how-to, or anything else.

This is my historically accurate Ninja costume! Show everyone you are a legendary warrior who has a funny and ironic sense of humor when you wear a quirky last minute Halloween costume tshirt this season. This tee shirt would make a great gag gift for men, women, or kids who want everyone to know that they will win the Halloween costume contest when they attend a frat party, sorority get together, or any other social gathering!