Not A Real Doctor Crewneck Sweatshirts

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a... Poor old Bones. Kirk needed frequent reminding that Dr. McCoy was, in fact, a doctor -- not a bricklayer. Or a coal miner. Or an engineer. Or... If only he'd had one of these handy shirts. It might not be regulation, but it sure would have saved him a lot of repetitive reminders...

for faithful female followers of The Doctor

Courage isn’t just a matter of not being frightened, you know. It’s being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway.

Escalator, bricklayer, engineer, moon shuttle conductor, psychiatrist, mechanic, coal miner, physicist, etc...

All of the designs are hand dawn and completely unique You can choose from multiple illustrations, guaranteeing a perfect gift for your friends and family.

"2029 Not A Real Year (White)" Design inspired by John Mulaney (also available in black)

Earth is not flat, Vaccines work, We've been to the moon, Chemtrails aren't a thing, Climate change is real, Stand up for science, Universe is expanding, Nuclear power is safe

This design is the perfect gift for a birthday, Christmas or any other occasion and celebration. It is suitable for women, men and their children ( girls and boys ).

Gaslighting Is Not Real You're Just Crazy Funny Gaslighting Graphic Design idea for Father, Brother, Dad, Boys, Grandfather, Grandpa, Husband, Male, Man, Son, Student, Teacher, Uncle, Men. It's perfect for people with a healthy sense of humor

Doctor Is Not A Career It's The Post Apocalyptic Survival Skill T Shirt. Great gift for Doctor, Doctor tee shirt, Doctor t shirt, best Doctor t shirt, best Doctor ever shirt, best Doctor ever tee shirt. Doctor, Medicine,Doctor, Doctor Life, Doctor Lovers/ Great gift for Father, uncle, grandfather, mother, daughter, brother, women, men, aunt, relative, mom, dad, son. Halloween birthday, mother's day, father's day, New Year, Christmas, meme lovers and those who love to panic buy their TP.

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Unique, great looking and 100% custom " I'm an Adult, But Not Like a Real Adult - Funny Sarcastic 18th Birthday Gift " design featuring a funny sarcastic quote. Perfect gift for 18th birthday and new adults. Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them. Check out my store for more designs like this!

for fans of The Doctor

Yes, I wear scrubs for work, but I'm not your nurse or doctor. I'm your Sonographer. I get the images so the nurses and doctors know how to help you.

Yes, I wear scrubs for work, but I'm not your nurse or doctor. I'm your Lab Tech. I draw your blood and collect other specimens and run the tests so the nurses and doctors know how to help you.

Yes, I wear scrubs for work, but I'm not your nurse or doctor. I'm your Respiratory Therapist. I help you breath easier so the nurses and doctors have time to help you.

I'm Not A Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look

I'm a Shaman not a doctor - Mighty Boosh

You can still trust me

L. M Montgomery portrait and quote: Proverbs are all very fine when there’s nothing to worry you, but when you’re in real trouble, they’re not a bit of help.

Earth is not flat! Vaccines work! We've been to the moon! Chemtrails aren't a thing! Climate change is real! Stand up for science!

Earth is not flat! Vaccines work! We’ve been to the moon! Chemtrails aren’t a thing! Climate change is real! Stand up for science!

Earth is not flat! Vaccines work! We've been to the moon! Chemtrails aren't a thing! Climate change is real! Stand up for science!

Earth is not flat! Vaccines work! We've been to the moon! Chemtrails aren't a thing! Climate change is real! Stand up for science!

Yes, I wear scrubs for work, but I'm your doctor not a nurse. I'm the one who will actually be taking care of you and managing your healthcare.

Funny alternative job titles!

The design "Are You a Real Doctor" features an alien who is dressed in a white doctor's jacket and is wearing a stethoscope around his neck holding medical records curious about his patients' concern with his medical capabilities.

Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Country Music Artists Collection

Not a doctor.

Respiratory Therapis Is Not A Career It's The Post Apocalyptic Survival Skill T Shirt. Great gift for Respiratory Therapist, RT tee shirt, Respiratory Therapist tshirt, best Respiratory Therapist tshirt, best Respiratory Therapist ever shirt/ Great gift for Father, uncle, grandfather, mother, daughter, brother, women, men, aunt, relative, mom, dad, son. Halloween birthday, mother's day, father's day, New Year, Christmas, meme lovers and those who love to panic buy their TP.

Embrace the journey of self-acceptance with our 'I'm Not Perfect But I'm a Doctor and That is Good Enough for Me' shirt! 🩺💪 Perfect for doctors who understand that imperfection is part of being human, this tee celebrates the dedication and hard work that goes into the medical profession. Wear it proudly as a reminder that you're making a difference, flaws and all! 💼👩‍⚕️

I'm Not A Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look

Respiratory Therapis Is Not A Career It's The Post Apocalyptic Survival Skill T Shirt. Great gift for Respiratory Therapist, RT tee shirt, Respiratory Therapist tshirt, best Respiratory Therapist tshirt, best Respiratory Therapist ever shirt/ Great gift for Father, uncle, grandfather, mother, daughter, brother, women, men, aunt, relative, mom, dad, son. Halloween birthday, mother's day, father's day, New Year, Christmas, meme lovers and those who love to panic buy their TP.

Spring Hill College is not a real place.

This doctor’s gift is perfect for any person that loves going to see the doctor or nurse. Share this sweet medical gift at the ER or on your way to the hospital in the ambulance!