Pessimism Crewneck Sweatshirts

An Apple A Day Funny.

No matter how much you say it, onions always somehow get on the plate. Keep pushing for #NoOnions in the most pessimistic way possible

I mean, you know it's true.

It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse

BE YOUR BEST SELF! LIVE FOR THE MOMENT. DRESS FOR THE MOMENT!

Ask Me About How Nothing Matters - Nihilist Statement Tee

Do you know what kind of thoughts arise at 3 o'clock at night? I'm sure you do! Well, this is my night glass: surrealism is the solution...

Some bears are beyond caring. (If you like this design, you can see more of my work at toadyco.com)

This is my "Womb to Tomb" Design. Enjoy!

Nasa / Death Logo Tribute/Parody Design

Slacker - 90s Style Typographic Font Design

My Relentless Melancholy Brings All The Boys To The Yard - Nihilist Funny Statement Tee

In a funk? A little antisocial? Cynical? Hate everyone? Bleak and Misanthropic? A depressingly funny design from eBrush Design.

An apple a day, you die anyway!

Here’s hoping for a brand new day!

It doesn't seem fair.

Trust No-One /// Nihilist Dog Design

Every Day We Hurtle Closer To Death - Nihilist Statement Apparel

even dogs and cats

Funny nihilistic humorous tee features toilet saying "today will be different I just know it will!". Perfect gag gift, great gift for plumbers and handymen, or anyone who appreciates gunny demented nihilist humor.

Cute Stormy Day Rain Cloud

We all know those optimistic people who are just trying really hard to lie to themselves. Buy them a shirt. This is an item from our literary collection which pays homage to the literary giants who have shaped the way we see the world. From Langston Hughes’ inspiring verses to Jane Austen's witticisms, our designs transport you to worlds of imagination and enlightenment. Wear the words that resonate with your soul, and celebrate the authors who have left an indelible mark on literature. Surround yourself with the power of words and let your favorite authors inspire you every day. Click on the “Literature” album in our storefront to see all our authors and quotes!

Everything sucks. Everything. - black version

Leave Me Alone Victorian lady is a woman in black and white. It's a hipster, gothic, victorian detailed vintage style illustration. Dark art and macabre inspiration with a retro twist for steampunk lovers. Perfect retro christmas gift for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or anyone with love for oldschool tatoo style casual clothing. Funny, nihilist twist on feminine and masculine. Great for men and women alike.

Funny - Some see a glass half empty... Some half full... I see an opportunity for Vodka!

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its absurd, absurd I tell you!

Thrilled to be alive!!!!!!

Someday We'll All Be Dead Is a perfect design for those with a dark sense of humor, for those who are cynical and realistic. Perfect design for men and women as a birthday present or Christmas present. If you feel existential dread this is for you! Someday We'll All Be Dead Is inspired by black comedy but in a funny way. This hilarious sarcastic design will amuse even your most optimistic friends. Don't be pessimistic, be realistic and cynical but in an ironic way. Lovers of dark humor join in!

A tribute to Cioran

Skate Or Die

coffee bitter as life

Arthur Schopenhauer, the depressed German philosopher, cheers himself up with a lovely pink doughnut. As we all know, a doughnut can cure even severe cases of Weltschmerz - best to have some on hand.

Spoiler Alert - Life is meaningless and everyone dies

Anti-Everything

I'm Gonna Die Lonely