Pessimism Merch

Show everyone how fun you are by wearing this fun shirt!

Embrace your inner pessimist and general mistrust of your fellow man. You wear it on your sleeve. Or, your shirt, in this case. A depressingly funny design from eBrush Design.

Pessimism Rocks the World

doctrine that the universe is essentially evil

You Don't Hate Monday, You Just Hate Pessimism

Ask the big questions with this funny / dark tee

A simply drawn white cat who is about to drop a glass of water is the center of the item. The written indications conform a meme-like graph. The classic optimist and pessimist ambivalence is invaded by a nasty me.

I've Seen This Movie And It Doesn't End Well Unhappy Ending

Love Is An Illusion And The Brutal Persistence Of Time Will Destroy You - Nihilist Comic Strip

Hell Is Other People - Nihilist Typographic Graphic Design

Words of wisdom from the infamous cult leader and seducer of Hollywood stars.

pessimism never fails

pessimism never fails

So no-one told you life was gonna be this way.....

Beware False Prophets

Arthur Schopenhauer, German philosopher, often called the “philosopher of pessimism,” who was primarily important as the exponent of a metaphysical doctrine of the will in immediate reaction against Hegelian idealism. His writings influenced later existential philosophy and Freudian psychology.

Nihilism? Ja Bitte!

Inspired by 70s vannin' culture and iron-on transfers, and dedicated to parents who still know how to party.

Embrace the paradox with our new design. Perfect for seekers of silver linings and those who navigate life's ups and downs with a positive spin. Display this design as a badge of resilience, inspiring others to see the brighter side. Get ready to redefine the power of optimism amidst the shadows of the world's pessimism!

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Add some inspirational words to your wardrobe with this motivational "Pessimism Leads To Weakness, Optimism To Power" design or give it as the perfect gift! Choose your size and colour below then BUY IT NOW to place your order.

Twist on a Dorothy Parker quote - What Fresh Hell is This? A quote for when you can't believe what's happening, when life sucks, when everything's falling apart, and when you just want something amusing and funny.

Please kill me.

Adorable gift for your pessimist friend.

Forever | Pessimism | nihilism

For those who have aspirations that have overgrown.

Funny sayings to brighten your day.

Be The Nobody That You Are

Embrace the existential dread.

"Black And White: Dark Sad No Heaven - Suffer" is a poignant and evocative piece of art that delves into the depths of human emotions. Through a monochromatic lens, it explores the raw and somber aspects of life, portraying the absence of hope and a sense of despair. The artwork captures the essence of suffering and the struggles individuals face, reflecting the human condition in its most vulnerable state.

Pessimism Never Fails

Embrace the existential crisis.

Features half an illustrated portrait of German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer with an inspiring, popular quote. Makes a cool gift for Schopenhauer fans, anyone who could use some empowering advice, and students and teachers of western philosophy, literature, pessimism, religion, and the humanities.

This design is a playful take on the often-stereotyped image of accountants as being pessimistic and overly analytical. The lettering is whimsical and fun, with a nod to the tools of the trade - calculators. The design is perfect for anyone in finance who wants to showcase their fun side, or for anyone who loves a good joke about accountants.

Ugh.

Bad Vibes Only