Sideburns Crewneck Sweatshirts

Don "Sideburns" Mattingly

The fastest sideburns in the outer rim

My wolfman, yo! Brad Radwofl, oozing coolness.

Need an energy boost? Something uplifting? Or just a pal for the day that'll make You feel like a ROCKSTAR?!?!?? Grab this super dude that will not only make you feel like a rockstar but will grant YOU Super Powers!!!

Portrait of Isaac Asimov with space background.

No milk will EVER be "our" milk.....

Asimov

Fact: Sharks can grow mullets and like to get a little rowdy.

Not pictured: Bell Bottoms

elvis

My wolfman, yo! Brad Radwofl, oozing coolness.

He’s excited to make new friends.

Get ready to fall in love with our newest t-shirt featuring an illustration artwork of a cute Alsatian! This t-shirt is perfect for any dog lover and is made with high-quality materials to ensure a comfortable fit all day long.

A giraffe with lamb chops

Pigeon keeping (aka pigeon fancying) is the art and science of breeding domestic pigeons.

70's David

Playing tennis with the chef

Besides being the father of sideburns, General Ambrose Burnside was part reptilian.