Sloth Speed Crewneck Sweatshirts

...or "When I Get There."

i am sloth speed!

A design for lazy sloth lovers

Chess Team - Funny Sloth Speed Chess Team. This sloth can take speed chess to a whole new level. Complete with stopwatch he's on a time limit but he's not gonna rush for anyone. With funny slogan on the design: "The game's finished when we finish". With this guy in your team you'd better have some patience. With original artwork this funny sloth design is a great gift and will make everyone smile.

He's slow and furious!

Speed Chess Championship – Sloths Playing Chess. These laid back guys are having a go at speed chess. They are on a time limit, can they handle it? This design makes great gifts for sloth lovers, those into sports and games and chess. With original artwork it’s a great gift for yourself, friend or someone in the family.

Breaking the Sloth Speed Record

Breaking the Sloth Speed Record

Sloth, Speed King

Unleash your inner Sloth (or Tortoise!) with this fun and unique design. Featuring a determined Sloth hitching a ride on a racing tortoise, paired with the humorous mantra "Speed is Relative". It's the perfect gift for friends and family with a sense of humor.

Unleash your inner Sloth (or Tortoise!) with this fun and unique design. Featuring a determined Sloth hitching a ride on a racing tortoise, paired with the humorous mantra "Speed is Relative". It's the perfect gift for friends and family with a sense of humor.

This funny Chess Championship - Sloth Speed Chess design is great for those into chess and sloths. With these players patience is needed they may be quite slow. This funny chess design makes a great gift for yourself, friend or family member.

Unleash your inner Sloth (or Tortoise!) with this fun and unique design. Featuring a determined Sloth hitching a ride on a racing tortoise, paired with the humorous mantra "Speed is Relative". It's the perfect gift for friends and family with a sense of humor.

Unleash your inner Sloth (or Tortoise!) with this fun and unique design. Featuring a determined Sloth hitching a ride on a racing tortoise, paired with the humorous mantra "Speed is Relative". It's the perfect gift for friends and family with a sense of humor.

Unleash your inner Sloth (or Tortoise!) with this fun and unique design. Featuring a determined Sloth hitching a ride on a racing tortoise, paired with the humorous mantra "Speed is Relative". It's the perfect gift for friends and family with a sense of humor.

Unleash your inner Sloth (or Tortoise!) with this fun and unique design. Featuring a determined Sloth hitching a ride on a racing tortoise, paired with the humorous mantra "Speed is Relative". It's the perfect gift for friends and family with a sense of humor.

Unleash your inner Sloth (or Tortoise!) with this fun and unique design. Featuring a determined Sloth hitching a ride on a racing tortoise, paired with the humorous mantra "Speed is Relative". It's the perfect gift for friends and family with a sense of humor.

Unleash your inner Sloth (or Tortoise!) with this fun and unique design. Featuring a determined Sloth hitching a ride on a racing tortoise, paired with the humorous mantra "Speed is Relative". It's the perfect gift for friends and family with a sense of humor.

Unleash your inner Sloth (or Tortoise!) with this fun and unique design. Featuring a determined Sloth hitching a ride on a racing tortoise, paired with the humorous mantra "Speed is Relative". It's the perfect gift for friends and family with a sense of humor.

Unleash your inner Sloth (or Tortoise!) with this fun and unique design. Featuring a determined Sloth hitching a ride on a racing tortoise, paired with the humorous mantra "Speed is Relative". It's the perfect gift for friends and family with a sense of humor.

no speed!

Who said slots are slow? It likes different speeds. Let's go!

This Speed Is Relative t-shirt is the perfect gift to a Metalhead friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend who loves sloth and turtle.

I will race you anytime

Awesome design featuring a sloth with a turtle and the quote SPEED IS RELATIVE.

By moving only when necessary, sloths conserve energy. By moving slowly, they avoid the attention of predators. The sloth's behavior is a reminder that there are different ways of looking at things.

Funny and cute sloth is very happy. He is traveling very fast on an old turtle. Great and humorous cartoon illustration for a man, woman, boy, girl who has a sense of humor. Speed is relative! Know someone who loves sloths or turtles? Then this is perfect graphic design print for him / her. Also works great for International Sloth Day on October 20.

Ride Fast, Walk Slow

This hilarious design features a chilled-out sloth behind the wheel of a race car, with the caption "Need for Speed? Nah." Perfect for anyone who embraces a slower pace of life and finds humor in defying expectations.

Slow Snail

Speed Is Relative

Santa claus in a sleigh pulled by sloths.

You can "live slow, die whenever," or whatever, but just consider for a minute having your lifestyle validated by a dead language! My great grandmother used to say "the more hurry, the less speed," and I've also heard it as "slow is smooth and smooth is fast," but you get the idea. Take it easy.