Three Seashells Crewneck Sweatshirts

Description: The toilet paper is gone. The vacuum must be filled.

Description: The toilet paper is gone. The vacuum must be filled.

Description: Show that you are an "expert user" of the three seashell system with this amazing shirt based on the "Father of the Three Seashells" episode of the Youtube hit series, Minor Character Theater

Description: Much better than handfuls of wadded paper John Spartan.

Description: Straight from the city of San Angeles and the hilarious episode of Minor Character Theater spoofing the classic Demolition Man!

Description: Enhance you calm with this mellow greeting.

Description: He doesn't know what the 3 seashells are for!

Description: We don't use toilet paper here, we are not barbarians.

Description: Enhance you calm with this mellow greeting.

Description: The specialist

Description: Practice good hygiene and enhance your calm.

Description: Don't worry, John Spartan and Simon Phoenix couldn't figure them out either.

Description: Demolition Man

Description: You were there. You survived. You demolished things. You figured out the 3 seashells. You get the joke. If not, it's a crossover between the COVID pandemic and a Demolition Man movie reference!

Description: "You have been fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute..."

Description: You were there. You survived. You demolished things. You figured out the 3 seashells. You get the joke. If not, it's a crossover between the COVID pandemic and a Demolition Man movie reference!

Description: You don't know how to use the three seashells? HA HA HA HA!

Description: Enhance you calm with this mellow greeting.

Description: Don't be like John Spartan!

Description: Do you know how to use them?

Description: Mellow greetings. And enhance your calm for the San Angeles Police Department!

Description: Enhance your calm.

Description: The best police force in San Angeles.