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Three Seashells Phone Case

Description: The toilet paper is gone. The vacuum must be filled.

Tags: coronavirus, nostalgia, 3 seashells, demolition man, toilet paper

Three Seashells Phone Case

by Das Frank

$17 $23

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Three Seashells Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: The toilet paper is gone. The vacuum must be filled.

Tags: movie, 3 seashells, humorous, cult film, wesley snipes

Three Seashells Crewneck Sweatshirt

by Das Frank

$28 $35

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Three Seashells Certified Instructor V2 Socks
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Description: Show that you are an "expert user" of the three seashell system with this amazing shirt based on the "Father of the Three Seashells" episode of the Youtube hit series, Minor Character Theater

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, action movies, bathroom humor, demolition man

Three Seashells Certified Instructor V2 Socks

by Eight Under - Minor Character Theater

$14 $20

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The Three Seashells Tapestry

Description: Much better than handfuls of wadded paper John Spartan.

Tags: 1990s, 90s, humor, john spartan, movie

The Three Seashells Tapestry

by Meta Cortex

$23 $30

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Be Well (black text w. three seashells) Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Enhance you calm with this mellow greeting.

Tags: 90s movies, sylvester stallone, wesley snipes, 90s, dystopian

Be Well (black text w. three seashells) Baseball T-Shirt

by BishopCras

$19 $26

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Three Seashells Instruction Manual Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Straight from the city of San Angeles and the hilarious episode of Minor Character Theater spoofing the classic Demolition Man!

Tags: 90s kid, 90s movies, bathroom, bathroom humor, demolition man

Three Seashells Instruction Manual Crewneck Sweatshirt

by Eight Under - Minor Character Theater

$28 $35

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The Three Seashells Tote
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Description: He doesn't know what the 3 seashells are for!

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, bathroom, bathroom humor, beach

The Three Seashells Tote

by Fat Bastard Shirts

$14 $20

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I know how to use the three seashells T-Shirt
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Description: We don't use toilet paper here, we are not barbarians.

Tags: shell, shells, seashells, dystopia, seashell

I know how to use the three seashells T-Shirt

by VinagreShop

$16 $24

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Be Well (white text w. three seashells) Tote
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Description: Enhance you calm with this mellow greeting.

Tags: 90 s movies, dystopian, utopian, sylvester stallone, wesley snipes

Be Well (white text w. three seashells) Tote

by BishopCras

$14 $20

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The specialist Tapestry

Description: The specialist

Tags: nostalgia, hollywood, seashells, demolition, simon

The specialist Tapestry

by karlangas

$23 $30

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Three Seashells T-Shirt
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Description: Practice good hygiene and enhance your calm.

Tags: stallone, wesley snipes, future, three shells, seashells

Three Seashells T-Shirt

by PopCultureShirts

$16 $24

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The Three Seashells Socks
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Description: Don't worry, John Spartan and Simon Phoenix couldn't figure them out either.

Tags: cult film, san angeles, simon phoenix, cult films, geek

The Three Seashells Socks

by PopCultureShirts

$14 $20

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Three Seashells Phone Case

Description: Demolition Man

Tags: futuristic, wesley snipes, rocky balboa, balboa, expendables

Three Seashells Phone Case

by Bevatron

$17 $23

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3 Seashells Toilet Paper Survivor 2020 (BLACK RGB) Bag
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Description: You were there. You survived. You demolished things. You figured out the 3 seashells. You get the joke. If not, it's a crossover between the COVID pandemic and a Demolition Man movie reference!

Tags: 2020, action film, coronavirus, covid 19, demolition man

3 Seashells Toilet Paper Survivor 2020 (BLACK RGB) Bag

by albinochicken

$19 $24

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Verbal Morality Sticker
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Description: "You have been fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute..."

Tags: john spartan, wesley snipes, movie, seashells, 1990s

Verbal Morality Sticker

by blackdrawsstuff

$3.00 $3.50

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3 Seashells Toilet Paper Survivor 2020 (WHITE RGB) Baseball T-Shirt

Description: You were there. You survived. You demolished things. You figured out the 3 seashells. You get the joke. If not, it's a crossover between the COVID pandemic and a Demolition Man movie reference!

Tags: 2020, action film, coronavirus, covid 19, cult film
Three Seashells Bag
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Description: You don't know how to use the three seashells? HA HA HA HA!

Tags: 90s, 90s movies, 90s retro, cinema, demolition man

Three Seashells Bag

by Poser Monkey

$19 $24

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Be Well (white text) Phone Case

Description: Enhance you calm with this mellow greeting.

Tags: sylvester stallone, movie, enhance your calm, 90 s movies, mellow greetings

Be Well (white text) Phone Case

by BishopCras

$17 $23

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Enhance Your Calm Pin
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Description: Don't be like John Spartan!

Tags: john spartan, taco bell, san angeles, cult films, snipes

Enhance Your Calm Pin

by PopCultureShirts

$2.75 $3.25

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Three Seashells Posters and Art

Description: Do you know how to use them?

Tags: 1990 s, 1990s, 90 s movies, 90s, 90s kid

Three Seashells Posters and Art

by duelingdecades

$10 $14

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SAPD Crew Hat
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Description: Mellow greetings. And enhance your calm for the San Angeles Police Department!

Tags: sci fi, mellow greetings, cosplay, action, murder death kill

SAPD Crew Hat

by PopCultureShirts

$12 $19

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Property of SAPD Hat
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Description: Enhance your calm.

Tags: enhance your calm, bratt, badge, action, three seashells

Property of SAPD Hat

by PopCultureShirts

$12 $19

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San Angeles SAPD Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The best police force in San Angeles.

Tags: film, sci fi, science fiction, three seashells, mdk

San Angeles SAPD Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by Meta Cortex

$17 $24

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