Crit Merch

Crit Happens

"You're such a hippo crit," she sneered, as his ray gun exploded in his face.

Nothing beats the feeling of fighting for your life, you roll the dice and BAM CRIT!

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Crit Happens Dungeons and Dragons Inspired - D&D

A tarot card inspired design using hand-drawn elements. The illustration includes old school rpg elements and ornaments.

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Oh Yeah! Criticaaaal!

Perfect gift for RPG nerds, gamer geeks, and fans of the Caverns & Creatures book series.

Don't you dare crit!

When you wish you could crit someone

Just eat it!

"Now that's what I call a hippo crit," she grinned, as his ray gun ricocheted through three separate trolls.

"You're acting like a hippo crit," he groaned, as her fireball set his wizard's cloak on fire.

"Now that's what I call a hippo crit," he marveled, as her fireball managed to hit eight separate orcs.

Who doesn't love rolling a nat 20?

The dice can't always fall in your favour...

I hope Frankie approves

When a paladin looks to the heavens he prays that his god will give him the strength to Smite All!! O.o a Crit never mind Ill do it my self!

The dice can't always fall in your favour...

You and your friends have decided to play a nice fantasy tabletop role-playing game together. You roll up characters, come up with a great story and then what? Are you going to play it safe in a game where you fight dragons and traverse dungeons? Heck no! You ROLL FAST, you CRIT HARD and you pray to your gods that you leave a GOOD LOOKING CHARACTER SHEET!

Crit-Boosting drink for the scout.

Another epic fail!

The dice can't always fall in your favour...

When you roll that natural 20 and everything is good. Just for a moment though.

I hope Frankie approves

For when things are just not going your way...

Merry Crit-Mas! Ring in the holidays and show everyone how you roll with this design showing off a Christmas tree capped with a d20. You'll be a critical hit at your holiday part. (Get it?)

Sometimes the dice just fall in your favour!

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! Get Your Crittios!

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Sometimes the dice just fall in your favour!

Just roll with it.

Crit Happens. Funny D20 Critical Hit design. Great gift for Dungeons and Dragons players, Pathfinder fans, Role Playing Gamers and Tabletop gaming fans.

It's the only explanation.

Two Eggs and a Rambling Tirade!