Crooks Merch
In Crooks We Trust Urban Tee Shirts Tote
by Illanoyze Cityz Apparel
$13 $20
Description: Audi Rae Crooks is an American college basketball player for the Iowa State Cyclones of the Big 12 Conference. She plays the center position. Crooks attended Bishop Garrigan High School in her hometown of Algona, Iowa, where she won back-to-back state titles and was named Iowa Miss Basketball as a senior.
Description: Audi Rae Crooks is an American college basketball player for the Iowa State Cyclones of the Big 12 Conference. She plays the center position. Crooks attended Bishop Garrigan High School in her hometown of Algona, Iowa, where she won back-to-back state titles and was named Iowa Miss Basketball as a senior.
Description: I demand a government that works for the working class, not corporate billionaires and the Epstein class. Defeat MAGA Crooks and vote out corruption. This bold, high-contrast political protest design features a heavy typographic layout demanding accountability from corrupt elites and oligarchs. Perfect for rallies, marches, and everyday progressive activism.
Crook County Respect Earned Tee Shirts Bag
by Illanoyze Cityz Apparel
$19 $24
Audi Crooks Basketball Retro Fan Design Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by KawaiiCrumbsArt
$17 $24
Description: While staying at the hospital and knowing he cannot do all of this alone, Bulletproof sends out Empire City police officer P.J. O'Malley (Codename: Long Arm) and rookie officer Donny Brooks (Codename: Hardtop) to round up the best law enforcers from all over the country. With these men and women consisting of David E. "Highway" Harlson, Colt "Mace" Howards, Stan "Barricade" Hyde, Tina "Mainframe" Cassidy, Walker "Sundown" Calhoun, Suzie "Mirage" Young, Hugh S. "Bullseye" Forward, and Rex "Bowser" Pointer and his robot dog, Blitz, he forms a team that is "the finest law enforcement agency there is in the country". Bulletproof becomes the proud founder and commander of COPS. Together, he and his COPS team are able to take down Big Boss.
Description: While staying at the hospital and knowing he cannot do all of this alone, Bulletproof sends out Empire City police officer P.J. O'Malley (Codename: Long Arm) and rookie officer Donny Brooks (Codename: Hardtop) to round up the best law enforcers from all over the country. With these men and women consisting of David E. "Highway" Harlson, Colt "Mace" Howards, Stan "Barricade" Hyde, Tina "Mainframe" Cassidy, Walker "Sundown" Calhoun, Suzie "Mirage" Young, Hugh S. "Bullseye" Forward, and Rex "Bowser" Pointer and his robot dog, Blitz, he forms a team that is "the finest law enforcement agency there is in the country". Bulletproof becomes the proud founder and commander of COPS. Together, he and his COPS team are able to take down Big Boss.
Description: While staying at the hospital and knowing he cannot do all of this alone, Bulletproof sends out Empire City police officer P.J. O'Malley (Codename: Long Arm) and rookie officer Donny Brooks (Codename: Hardtop) to round up the best law enforcers from all over the country. With these men and women consisting of David E. "Highway" Harlson, Colt "Mace" Howards, Stan "Barricade" Hyde, Tina "Mainframe" Cassidy, Walker "Sundown" Calhoun, Suzie "Mirage" Young, Hugh S. "Bullseye" Forward, and Rex "Bowser" Pointer and his robot dog, Blitz, he forms a team that is "the finest law enforcement agency there is in the country". Bulletproof becomes the proud founder and commander of COPS. Together, he and his COPS team are able to take down Big Boss.
Description: While staying at the hospital and knowing he cannot do all of this alone, Bulletproof sends out Empire City police officer P.J. O'Malley (Codename: Long Arm) and rookie officer Donny Brooks (Codename: Hardtop) to round up the best law enforcers from all over the country. With these men and women consisting of David E. "Highway" Harlson, Colt "Mace" Howards, Stan "Barricade" Hyde, Tina "Mainframe" Cassidy, Walker "Sundown" Calhoun, Suzie "Mirage" Young, Hugh S. "Bullseye" Forward, and Rex "Bowser" Pointer and his robot dog, Blitz, he forms a team that is "the finest law enforcement agency there is in the country". Bulletproof becomes the proud founder and commander of COPS. Together, he and his COPS team are able to take down Big Boss.
Description: While staying at the hospital and knowing he cannot do all of this alone, Bulletproof sends out Empire City police officer P.J. O'Malley (Codename: Long Arm) and rookie officer Donny Brooks (Codename: Hardtop) to round up the best law enforcers from all over the country. With these men and women consisting of David E. "Highway" Harlson, Colt "Mace" Howards, Stan "Barricade" Hyde, Tina "Mainframe" Cassidy, Walker "Sundown" Calhoun, Suzie "Mirage" Young, Hugh S. "Bullseye" Forward, and Rex "Bowser" Pointer and his robot dog, Blitz, he forms a team that is "the finest law enforcement agency there is in the country". Bulletproof becomes the proud founder and commander of COPS. Together, he and his COPS team are able to take down Big Boss.
Description: While staying at the hospital and knowing he cannot do all of this alone, Bulletproof sends out Empire City police officer P.J. O'Malley (Codename: Long Arm) and rookie officer Donny Brooks (Codename: Hardtop) to round up the best law enforcers from all over the country. With these men and women consisting of David E. "Highway" Harlson, Colt "Mace" Howards, Stan "Barricade" Hyde, Tina "Mainframe" Cassidy, Walker "Sundown" Calhoun, Suzie "Mirage" Young, Hugh S. "Bullseye" Forward, and Rex "Bowser" Pointer and his robot dog, Blitz, he forms a team that is "the finest law enforcement agency there is in the country".[10] Bulletproof becomes the proud founder and commander of COPS. Together, he and his COPS team are able to take down Big Boss.
Description: While staying at the hospital and knowing he cannot do all of this alone, Bulletproof sends out Empire City police officer P.J. O'Malley (Codename: Long Arm) and rookie officer Donny Brooks (Codename: Hardtop) to round up the best law enforcers from all over the country. With these men and women consisting of David E. "Highway" Harlson, Colt "Mace" Howards, Stan "Barricade" Hyde, Tina "Mainframe" Cassidy, Walker "Sundown" Calhoun, Suzie "Mirage" Young, Hugh S. "Bullseye" Forward, and Rex "Bowser" Pointer and his robot dog, Blitz, he forms a team that is "the finest law enforcement agency there is in the country". Bulletproof becomes the proud founder and commander of COPS. Together, he and his COPS team are able to take down Big Boss.
Description: While staying at the hospital and knowing he cannot do all of this alone, Bulletproof sends out Empire City police officer P.J. O'Malley (Codename: Long Arm) and rookie officer Donny Brooks (Codename: Hardtop) to round up the best law enforcers from all over the country. With these men and women consisting of David E. "Highway" Harlson, Colt "Mace" Howards, Stan "Barricade" Hyde, Tina "Mainframe" Cassidy, Walker "Sundown" Calhoun, Suzie "Mirage" Young, Hugh S. "Bullseye" Forward, and Rex "Bowser" Pointer and his robot dog, Blitz, he forms a team that is "the finest law enforcement agency there is in the country". Bulletproof becomes the proud founder and commander of COPS. Together, he and his COPS team are able to take down Big Boss.
Description: Edmund "Rock Krusher" Scarry is one of the dumbest of Big Boss' crooks. But he is super-strong and is equipped with a heavy-duty jackhammer to break into vaults and things. He is usually partnered up with Turbo Tu-Tone. At one point he was romantically involved with Ms. Demeanor.
Cops 'N Crooks: Rock Krusher Crewneck Sweatshirt
by AustinLBrooksART
$28 $35
Description: Rock Krusher is a fictional crook from the 1988 animated series C.O.P.S. ‘n Crooks and its action figure line. He is one of Big Boss’ henchmen, known for his brute strength and heavy-duty jackhammer. Character Profile Real name: Edmund “Rock Krusher” Scarry Affiliation: Big Boss’ crooks Specialty: Demolitions — uses a heavy-duty jackhammer to break into vaults and other secure areas. Personality: Extremely strong but not very smart; fearless, proud of his criminal past, and follows orders without question. Appearance: Lumbering, large frame; often wears a striped prison uniform even when not in custody; carries a jackhammer and sometimes drags a ball and chain.
Description: Rock Krusher is a fictional crook from the 1988 animated series C.O.P.S. ‘n Crooks and its action figure line. He is one of Big Boss’ henchmen, known for his brute strength and heavy-duty jackhammer. Character Profile Real name: Edmund “Rock Krusher” Scarry Affiliation: Big Boss’ crooks Specialty: Demolitions — uses a heavy-duty jackhammer to break into vaults and other secure areas. Personality: Extremely strong but not very smart; fearless, proud of his criminal past, and follows orders without question. Appearance: Lumbering, large frame; often wears a striped prison uniform even when not in custody; carries a jackhammer and sometimes drags a ball and chain.
Description: Buttons McBoomBoom is a cold-blooded hitman that serves as Big Boss' bodyguard. He dresses and talks like a 1930's gangster. Under his suit, housed in his cybernetic torso, he possesses twin machine guns. Buttons absolutely hates bugs of any kind, will open fire with his twin machine guns at the very sight of one. Buttons also has a philosophy about not killing people. He instead prefers to break his adversaries down, letting them live. Buttons is an extremely superstitious criminal, and he treasures his lucky penny, the first cent he ever stole. One day he lost his penny, and Big Boss gave him a fake, telling him that he found it. During a heist with Turbo Tu-Tone, Buttons learned the truth when he found that Longarm's son found it.
