Crow Murder Merch
Description: A group of crows is called a murder thanks to "Murders in the Rue Morgue" a well-known short story by Edgar Allan Poe. Since two crows is not quite a group, hence attempted murder. A funny play of words that will make make your friends and family laugh. A perfect gift for anyone who loves crows, puns, funny cool jokes or Edgar Allan Poe. If you have a friend who is a teacher, journalist, writer or anyone who like literature be sure the friend will appreciate a pun.
Attempted Murder | Retro Funny Pun Joke Crow Raven Sticker
by LionKingShirts
$3.15 $3.50
Description: A minimalist design featuring two crows perched on a scythe, accompanied by the phrase “Attempted murder”. Combining clever humor with a dark twist, this artwork plays on the double meaning of the word “murder” (a collective of crows and a criminal act). Perfect for those who enjoy sarcasm, visual puns and a laid-back style with a gothic twist.
Crow Scythe Attempted Murder by Tobe Fonseca Pillow
by Tobe Fonseca
$23 $28
My Immune System Is Trying To Murder Me Crow Tapestry
by Ani Markosyan
$23 $30
Attempted Murder Probable Caws Crow Pun Crime Joke Hat
by Javillonar777
$12 $19
Description: Two angry crows with weapons, bringing to life the classic pun “Attempted Murder”. This playful design features a mix of dark humor, clever wordplay, and cartoon chaos. Great for pun enthusiasts, bird lovers, and anyone who enjoys a little mischief with their style.
Attempted Murder Violence Crow by Tobe Fonseca Baseball T-Shirt
by Tobe Fonseca
$19 $26
Description: Dark humor meets clever wordplay in this hilarious "Attempted Murder" design. Featuring two crows on a branch (just shy of a full 'murder'), this minimalistic artwork is perfect for bird lovers, pun enthusiasts, and fans of gothic or macabre comedy. With bold text and silhouette style, it’s a stylishly smart shirt for anyone who enjoys a little wit with their wardrobe.
Attempted Murder | Funny Raven & Crow Pun Design Tote
by Brevan Tee Co.
$14 $20
Description: Two detailed crows perch on a branch beneath a full moon and the witty words Attempted Murder Probable Caws. A clever play on a group of crows being called a murder, blending birdwatching humor with a moody woodland scene.
Attempted Murder Probable Caws Funny Crow Magnet
by Isla Fenrick
$3.75 $4.75